Just like Valentine’s Day was invented by candy-makers, oh-dear-God-that’s-tacky greeting card companies, and diamond cartels, the Obama reelection is being brought to you by ….. Smith and Wesson.

FORT WORTH, Texas (AP) — Gun sales are booming across Texas, and some buyers say their growing belief that President Barack Obama’s re-election is inevitable is fueling their race to bear more arms.

Yeah, because there was so much damn gun control after his first election.

Book author Alan Korwin tells the Star-Telegram that some are worried that Obama’s re-election would embolden a major gun control push.

Korwin has written nine books on gun laws and operates a gun laws website.

Korwin says people worry that if Obama wins “he will go after firearms in a way we have never seen before.”

Oh yeah, and book peddlers.  I forgot about book peddlers.

I wonder, can we run out there and stock up on middle class money just in case Romney is elected?  Or maybe consistency?  And other word for slut – we’ll need lots of those.

Let me sell you some tin foil hats if case Ron Paul gets elected.

Thanks to Bananas for the heads-up.