I think y’all might remember Cathie Adams, the former chairman of the Texas Republican Party who is pretty much convinced that you’re going to hell.

Cathie of the Beast

And that Grover Norquist grew a beard to show people that he’s a Muslim.

And that she resigned after being accused of playing loose and easy with Republican Party money.

And that President Obama has fried his brain on drugs.

In short, Cathie’s tray ain’t in the full upright and locked position.

So now she’s decided that the immigration reform bill in the Senate, which includes biometric scanning, is the Mark of the Beast.

“And, of course, we know in biblical prophecy that that is the End Times,” Adams said of the initiative. “That is going to be the brand either on our foreheads or on the back of our hands. That is demonic through and through. That is End Times prophecy. There is no question about that.”

Of course, Cathie also thought that scanners in the grocery stores, ATM machines, the internet, and disco music were also the mark of the beast.  She has led a life of grave disappointment.

Think how she’s going to feel when Jesus comes again and he’s from Mexico this time.

Bless her heart.  I worry about her.

Thanks to Brian C for the heads up.