Make That Two Stable Geniuses

January 08, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Remember Chris Christie, y’all?  The guy caught a bad case of The Delusional.

  • He grades himself as a B+ governor (with “A moments”) and thinks people will come to the same conclusion.
  • He says he doesn’t care about his bad poll numbers, but blames them on the media — mostly the New Jersey press and other “know-nothing voyeurs” — who he said attacked him mercilessly after Bridgegate with a “floodgate” of negative stories and attention.
  • He concedes that scandal over closed lanes on the George Washington Bridge changed the course of his administration and political career because he lost “the benefit of the doubt.”
  • He “absolutely” believes he’d be president if Donald Trump didn’t enter the race.
  • He told Trump to knock it off when he slammed Christie on Bridgegate during the GOP primary.

He seems to have forgotten all about his 25% approval rating other than to blame it on the media.  Sound familiar?  Gives himself a B+ (but really closer to an A) as governor.  Thinks he would be president except … the other delusional guy whipped him.

Ah, those were the days ….

 

 

 

I’m smart! Not like everybody says! Like, dumb. I’m smart, and I want respect!

Sayeth Fredo, Trump, and Christie

 

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