Make That Two Stable Geniuses
Remember Chris Christie, y’all? The guy caught a bad case of The Delusional.
- He grades himself as a B+ governor (with “A moments”) and thinks people will come to the same conclusion.
- He says he doesn’t care about his bad poll numbers, but blames them on the media — mostly the New Jersey press and other “know-nothing voyeurs” — who he said attacked him mercilessly after Bridgegate with a “floodgate” of negative stories and attention.
- He concedes that scandal over closed lanes on the George Washington Bridge changed the course of his administration and political career because he lost “the benefit of the doubt.”
- He “absolutely” believes he’d be president if Donald Trump didn’t enter the race.
- He told Trump to knock it off when he slammed Christie on Bridgegate during the GOP primary.
He seems to have forgotten all about his 25% approval rating other than to blame it on the media. Sound familiar? Gives himself a B+ (but really closer to an A) as governor. Thinks he would be president except … the other delusional guy whipped him.
Ah, those were the days ….
I’m smart! Not like everybody says! Like, dumb. I’m smart, and I want respect!
Sayeth Fredo, Trump, and Christie