Make That Two Stable Geniuses
Remember Chris Christie, y’all? The guy caught a bad case of The Delusional.
- He grades himself as a B+ governor (with “A moments”) and thinks people will come to the same conclusion.
- He says he doesn’t care about his bad poll numbers, but blames them on the media — mostly the New Jersey press and other “know-nothing voyeurs” — who he said attacked him mercilessly after Bridgegate with a “floodgate” of negative stories and attention.
- He concedes that scandal over closed lanes on the George Washington Bridge changed the course of his administration and political career because he lost “the benefit of the doubt.”
- He “absolutely” believes he’d be president if Donald Trump didn’t enter the race.
- He told Trump to knock it off when he slammed Christie on Bridgegate during the GOP primary.
He seems to have forgotten all about his 25% approval rating other than to blame it on the media. Sound familiar? Gives himself a B+ (but really closer to an A) as governor. Thinks he would be president except … the other delusional guy whipped him.
Ah, those were the days ….
I’m smart! Not like everybody says! Like, dumb. I’m smart, and I want respect!
Sayeth Fredo, Trump, and Christie
I just want him to go away and stay there forever.
1Somebody please put a harpoon in this slimy delusional cetacean and ship the carcass to that big Tokyo fish market, were he IS worth a fortune.
2Christie must have done like, really genius great in school. If that’s where he learned to grade himself on his work.
3The Outlaw Jersey Whale and Mittens both bend the irony meter and melt the credibility meter as ‘alternatives’ to Dotard45. Way too much file footage of those two fluffing Donnie for crumbs.
4I don’t know. Didn’t we used to have statesmen, and maybe some stateswomen if they were allowed in? Now it seems like everybody who wants to go into politics should be automatically disqualified since they want to win elections and hold ever higher offices only to feed their raging ego. Anybody know if Angela Merkel is like that? She seems relatively sane.
Maybe we should ask anybody who wants to be president to list five reasons why without using the first person pronoun. Better still, we should tell them all to run for city or county office first and work their way up so they can practice responding to voters and figure out how government works.
5When the tide rolls in after the blowout protector fails on that outer shelf we’ll post a Go Fund Me page to clean this walrus and I will contribute, well nothing.
6Christie and Trump give me great hope that someday Sarah ‘word salad’ Palin might still be president!
7Yes I’m well beyond Rapture Ready.
They keep talking about stables. And we know what is kept in stables. I will not offend mama by stating the obvious
8Christie is another insane tub of rancid lard.
9Hm. Two geniuses who need to be shoveled out of the stable.
10Christie certain is plus size. Does that count?
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