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Tomorrow, in honor of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, the owners, staff, and customers of The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., have voted to wear our ta-tas a little higher and prouder.

Nancy Pelosi will go down in history as one of the greatest House speakers in America.

“I watched the whole debate and the Republicans looked like they were eaten by a goat and puked over a cliff,” Juanita observes.  “I’ve never seen people that distressed over something good happening since …. well, Barack Obama was elected.  I’d rather eat a coil of barbed wire than listen to them whine and lie one more day.”

“God bless America and God bless the Democratic Party for caring about America.”

“And P.S. – Chet Edwards can eat Buck Pochek’s shorts.  That’s one blue dog who got rabies and didn’t want health care to get well.  That’s why he’s still foaming at the mouth.”

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