Macho Macho Putin
Okay, I will admit that I am not up on my Russian but I kinda suspect that Putin saying Trump is “not my bride, and I am not his groom,” probably isn’t meant as a compliment.
September 05, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Okay, I will admit that I am not up on my Russian but I kinda suspect that Putin saying Trump is “not my bride, and I am not his groom,” probably isn’t meant as a compliment.
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So, Putin is the bottom?
Sorry, Mama!
1JJ, it sure is easy to remark, somewhat flippantly I might add, that it’s not a compliment. But you’re not the one who’ll be crying himself asleep tonight.
2I have long suspected that theirs is a short-term, negotiated relationship, not a marriage.
3Bride, nyet, b!tch, DA!
4Braw heh heh heh!
5At least we know who bends over.
Well I’ll be damned. I never believed anything Putin said would make me happy. So obviously this is one of those times that it’s a pleasure to have been wrong. Thanks JJ!
6Unlike Dolt45 who only speaks a broken pigeon dialect of covfefe, Vladimir Putin speaks Russian, English, German and French. It’s understandable that Vlad isn’t entirely versed in slang and might not know the word for Donnie: fluffer. By word and action Donnie is Vlad’s fluffer.
7Well at least we understand who eats the Tic Tacs.
8Jane and PKM:I’m glad I hadn’t just taken a drink while reading that. Because I woulda sprayed it. And you’ve inspired me. Vlad. When it comes to Donnie, Vlad really is the impaler. Yup, I went there.
9P.P. put down your glass for a moment.
The covfefe is about to hit the Kompromat fan. The Russians are ready to Do-si-do with Donnie and the dossier.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russia-donald-trump-kompromat-nikita-isaev-new-russia-movement-state-tv-us-president-a7929966.html
Sure signs Vlad is not pleased with his mail order bride/fluffer/b!tch. Vlad paid his money and isn’t feeling any “happy endings” in his future with China, North Korea and Donnie getting all missile macho.
10Boy, I hope Momma doesn’t read these comments and ask JJ to explain them. Personally, however, I love them.
11Cue Village People, Macho Man.
Make your own covfefe here.
12This is one of the most entertaining comment sections I’ve read since last November. Thank you all. I needed that.
13“Bend over, Greek sailor, bend over for me….”
(Legend has it that some group at a convention got Jim Henson drunk and persuaded him to sing “Bend Over Greek Sailor” in Kermit’s voice. That’s something you can’t unhear.)
Speaking of Kermit, I thought it was Vlad’s *hand* that was up Donnie’s rear end.
Man, I hope Mama’s asleep tonight.
14Rhea, how could you? That’s an earworm that will haunt me for the rest of my life.
15JJ–Here it is in the original Russian:
“Трамп не моя невеста, и я не его жених.”
Although, you could substitute “сучка” (bitch) for the 4th word and it might make more sense.
16I think I’m lucky I dont know the tune Rhea mentioned, and NO! DONT TELL ME MORE!
LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA . . . . . . . . . . .
17Well, I looked for it on YouTube. It must be one of the few things in the world that isn’t on YouTube. A local group called Clam Chowder used to sing it at conventions, but they’d clear the room of little kids and pass the hat for charity, demanding a pretty hefty charity pot before they’d sing it. And they sang with blank faces on sticks held up in front of them. This was before the days of smartphones, but if they did it now they’d have to frisk everybody to confiscate them first.
Here’s an account of how this bawdy song raised over $7000 for Childrens Hospital (lyrics or video not included):
http://darkovercon.org/2013/bogs.html
If you really, really want the lyrics, here they are. Actually I think “The Good Ship Venus” is bawdier.
18http://turoks.net/Bordello/BendOverGreekSailor.php
Having never heard this little ditty, I inquired of my slightly younger twin brother whether or not he had run across such. Yes, he says he has. When? I asked. When we lived near Paris as almost teenlings, he says. (Looking back, I should have known here the game was afoot. I didn’t.) Why then do I not know of this ditty? (After all, I am a huge Bowley & Wilson fan!) Didn’t play it much back then… scares the sheep. 🙂
19Micr, it’s too much of a coincidence– you have to be referring to this CD, which does include That Song:
https://fanlore.org/wiki/Scaring_the_Sheep
After I heard a bunch of women at a WWII reunion belting out “Roll Me Over in the Clover,” I asked my mother if she had ever heard of the song. She finally allowed as how she had. Then I asked if she remembered any of the lyrics, because the TV news segment had cut them off. “No,” she said, firmly and insincerely.
Later heard the Wenches at a Renaissance Fair singing “Roll Me Over,” which is a counting song. One wench sat down on a gent’s lap, put her arms around him, and sang, “This is number Nine, and he likes it from behind….” Gent’s wife or girlfriend laughed so hard she fell off her straw bale seat.
Another wench roamed the fair, occasionally inserting a grape in her ample cleavage and challenging passing men to remove it without using their hands. This was supposed to embarrass the men and amuse the onlookers. One man did her one better and was eating the grape, no hands, before she finished explaining the rules.
This is off-topic but if I’m encouraged I keep going. (I had a boyfriend like that once.) (which is a fairly all-purpose comment)
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