It must be Juanita’s lucky day.

Kesha Rogers, the Lyndon LaRoucher running for CD22 in Texas, put one of her charming yardsigns on Juanita’s property.  Juanita suspects that’s because there were other Dempcratic signs there.

“It’s my property,” Juanita explains, “so I figured it was a gift.  I brought it inside to enjoy.  It’s not all that often that someone leaves a gift on my property.”

“I’ve been pondering all morning what to use it for.  I mean, it’s nice and heavy and probably cost her a couple of dollars,” she says.  “Then Buck walked in about an hour ago and needed something to clean his fish on.  Did I have a deal for him or what!”

Juanita still contended that Kesha is just one Nike tennis shoe away from an honest to goodness spaceship cult.

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