Love Me Some Communism

November 07, 2021 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Well, you just gotta know that anytime Majorie Taylor Greene is around, my eyes roll so much that I look like a slot machine.  She really humped Stanley the IQ Dog on this one.

 

Okay, so she is saying that infrastructure equals Big C Communism, when everybody knows, by gawd, that frying your hair crispy blonde is the birthplace of Giant C Communism.

So when Eisenhower built the interstate highway system, that was Communism?  You wanna know what other infrastructure is pure Communism?

Bridges
Airports
Power Grid
Water systems
Light rail

And if you wanna talk about pure communism, you got libraries, the National Weather Service, the military, Dr. Fauci, Sesame Street, the people who inspect your meat, parks, sidewalks, and congress.

I saw a guy pitch a fit on the internet machine because Joe Biden wants to “give away broadband.”  I didn’t know about that but it sounds like a helluva an idea.  We’ve got people in my county who sit in the library parking lot in the evening to use their internet connection because they don’t have one at home.

So I ask this guy, “hey, bud, wouldn’t you like free broadband connection?” I mean, if they say everybody, I suspect they mean him, too. He used all caps to yell NO.  His reasoning was that if everybody got it free then people who didn’t work would also get it for free. I replied, “Well, I don’t work but you let me use the roads anyway.” Poor guy, I think he spent all weekend conjuring up a way to make me pay a toll to use the road to the grocery store.

For them, it is not cool to have something unless you can deny someone else of it.  And that, Buster, is why they want to stop voting rights. I just know it.

 

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