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Y’all, it’s Friday.  Work is done.  I pour a glass of wine.  And then, dammit, Louie Gohmert has to harsh my mellow.

Louie Gohmert: Muslim Police

Speaking on the House floor yesterday, Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) charged that the Obama administration had been ‘complicit in helping people who want to destroy our country’ and speculated that a mistake then-Senator Obama made on the campaign trail in 2008 might have been an admission that the president’s loyalties are actually with the Organization of the Islamic Conference.

No, seriously.  Louie Gohmert is the gift from Tom DeLay that never, ever, quits giving …. nausea, gas, indigestion,  heartburn, muscle pain, hiccups, blinding headaches, leg cramps, paper cuts, warts, hangnails, hammer toe, and has been known to cause eleven cases of UFO hysteria with the shine off his head.

And what factual evidence does Gohmert use to support his view that President Barack Obama wants to destroy our country?

It goes back to a speech the President made in 2008.  Louie explained this on the floor of the United States House of Representatives.

And I know the president made the mistake one day of saying he had visited all 57 states, and I’m well aware that there are not 57 states in this country, although there are 57 members of OIC, the Islamic states in the world.

And you thought Louie was just slapping his tongue around in his mouth, and words were just coming out all random and stuff.  Well,  I guess Louie showed you.

“Dumber than bean dip,” Juanita sighs.  “And, thanks to Tom DeLay, we can never get him out of office.  Our only hope is that a Muslim will shake his hand and Louie has to chew off his own arm to get rid of the cooties.”

Juanita calls him Gohmert Pyle.

Thanks to Steve and Karen for the heads up.