Louie Louie, oh no, Me gotta go, Aye-yi-yi-yi,
Do y’all remember those black helicopters that Janet Reno had to take us all to re-education camps so Bill Clinton could be President forever? Remember?
Well, Texas own very special Congressvarmint Louie Gohmert, whose slogan is “Keeping Paranoia Alive!”, has an even better one.
The President of the United States of America Barack Obama has a secret army who is coming to your house …. and get ready for this … they are highly likely to force good health on you, dammit. Yeah. That’s it. A secret Army.
Poor Louie. He’s been sloshing in the Wacko Juice again.
On the upside, he is, after all, the sanest man in East Texas.