Louie Hits a Double
Louie Gohmert, the the congress varmint from East Texas, is running around with his shoelaces tied together.
He had a two-fer today!
First, he insults Cesar Chavez just out of meanness.
Republican Congressman Louie Gohmert on Tuesday filed a House resolution to declare March 31 “National Border Control Day.” The date marks the birthday of Cesar Chavez, the revered Mexican-American labor leader who co-founded the United Farm Workers union.
Gohmert totally twists Chavez’s words and the resolution is called “a disgrace” by fellow members of congress. I’m pretty certain it’s not the first time they have noticed.
And there’s the icing on the cake. Standing on his own on thin ice, Gohmert calls for the firing of Robert Mueller.
“I think Mueller should be fired,” Gohmert said, according to video captured by CNN. “He should be. He should never have been appointed, and he should never have accepted. He should be fired.”
The “only reason” not to fire Mueller “in actuality,” Gohmert said, is that “some establishment Republicans” have said such an action could result in the President’s impeachment.
Gohmert offers no legal reason why Mueller should be fired. He does say that Mueller was not a good FBI director and something weird about “the thousands of years of experience he ran off” from the FBI.
I think he was fixing to say something tacky about Girl Scout cookies and your grandmother, but he got distracted by something shiny.
Thanks to Brian and Sarah for the heads up.
Loopy was a lousy judge. Ergo, he ran for Congress. Gee, aren’t we lucky!!! NOT.
1A prime example of why “Gohmert” made it into the Urban Dictionary.
2“…He polished up the handle so carefully that now he is the ruler of the Queen’s Navy!”
Like that, Maggie?
3Maggie: We were taught in law school, the A students became professors, the B students made all the money and C students were properly addressed as “Your Honor”
4If National Border Control Day doesn’t pass, could we replace it with National Gohmert Control Day? On Louie’s birthday?
All I ask is the bill include references to “bound and gagged” and “undisclosed location.”
5Rick, Do they make a prophylactic big enough to slide over Loopy Louie’s shiny bald haid? (or one small enough for his and Comrade Mango’s… errm… little willies?)
6One of these days Louie will twist off and all his enablers will say to the big national teevee reporters ”… he was quiet and kept to himself and I’m as surprised as anyone.”
7I really hope Louie didn’t produce any offspring.
8Yeah, in the video, everything he says is vile character assassination. I wish I could remember where I read a piece about Mueller where they’ve talked to folks who’ve actually worked with him. As a defense attorney, he’d hear what his prospective clients had to say, and reply “Well, it sounds like you need to go to jail”. It was fantastic.
9How Big a bribe did he get from D.T. and Russia??
10To paraphrase a dumb joke, when a flashlight is shined into Loopy’s ear, his eyes light up.
11Is there something in the water in his district?
Thanks for the reference, Mike. From the Urban Dictionary:
gohmert
noun: person who acts like an uneducated, proudly ignorant, loudly stupid blowhard, esp. when espousing right-wing lunacy or voting for the eponymous Louie Gohmert, Republican Congressman from Texas
Gohmert: I heard on Fox where them aliens is comin’ to take away our guns and women and force us to go to the dentist!
Dude: Don’t be such a gohmert.
Gohmert: I ain’t a gohmert. I just voted for ‘im.
#gomert#gohmert#gomert#ignoramus#right-wing#stupid#conspiracy#uneducated#dumb
12You are casting aspersions on his asparagus again, and Louie doesn’t wear shoes.
13Nah — it’s Liberty Counsel who comes up with the major dish on the Girl Scouts:
http://www.joemygod.com/2018/03/22/liberty-counsel-buy-girl-scout-cookies-paying-promote-sexual-promiscuity-innocent-girls/
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