April 02, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Or maybe just the right amount.
He is now saying that gun control leads to having sex with animals on a slippery slope.
Thanks to everybody for the gross heads up.
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I rather doubt the only thing standing between multiple partner marriages, and human-animal marriages in America is Louie Gohmert. Although as JJ points out, he does seem to have given this topic serious and extended consideration. I’ll grant him this much credit though – – no matter what the consequences, I honestly believe Louie would insert himself between (and among) a multiple partner or animal-human marriage if he thought it necessary. Even if he didn’t think it necessary.
1Louie is so behind the times–I remember well an argument a friend and I had about human/animal sex after seeing, “The Goat–Or Who Is Sylvie” by Edward Albee in NYC at least ten years ago–my friend, who is what I would call Pan sexual, saying that maybe there could be love between a human and another species and me solidly in a human to human stance and ( still smarting from my 30 yr marriage ending because he was gay) not too lenient with people’s “choices” then (feeling more like shoot ’em all and let God sort them out) (note to some Xians–it’s not a choice) and getting so upset with her…
2Osho ( a big time guru) answered it definitively for me–to paraphrase, “As animals cannot have sexual congress at anytime, (unlike humans) and sex is not used to express feelings and relationship but simply to reproduce, therefore it is prohibited. “Raping a goat”is the way the wife in the play put it…and although there is precedence (American law is built on precedence) the result is something like syphillis, which I believe came from sheep…so eww (sorry)
Hope y’all read the end of his little speech where he said Amaricans may indeed 100 round clips in order to shoot down drones. Glad he’s not my congress person and so sorry he’s yours, Texas.
3Good ol’ Louie, calling up dreams of a teenage past growing up on a sheep farm. Or as his dad would have told him, “It’s okay to love ’em, Louie, but don’t ever get the thought in your head about marryin’ ’em. And for heaven’s sake, don’t let your mother find out!”
4What part does poor lil Louie not get about “between consenting adults” y’all? Your dog or cat or parrot can’t consent to marry you! That said, I know a couple parrrots that are a little confused about what constitutes a suitable mate. They are pretty sure a human will suffice!
5The sewers and gutters must be mighty full and stopped up with all those Republican big heads floating in them. (Please notice I didn’t say brains as they don’t seem to have any.)
6He touched on so much more in that interview.
Earlier in the call, Gohmert explains how Obamacare will force churches to hire cross-dressing Satan-worshippers (seriously). RightWingWatch has that audio too, go to their site to check it out.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/louie-gohmert-opposes-gun-control-because-gay-marriage-leads-bestiality
7Forgive me for asking again, but can someone from his district explain Louie? Does the Tyler Morning Telegraph ever report on the stuff he says? Please, inquring minds want to know. Are there any inquring minds in the district?
8New York Magazine calls him “.. Congress’ troll in residence…”
9Couldn’t have put it better meself. His higher-level critical thinking skills are non-existent.
Do the Republicans require lobotomies for their reps?
There are just too many crazies for this to be random.
The one I feel sorry for is Rep. Stockman. With Loonie Louie and Crazy Cruzy stealing the spotlight, he has become irrelevant. Poor thing, bless his heart.
10Louie is just butt-ugly. Inside And Out.
11Good question, Uncle Dave. Excellent question, in fact.
I think it can be paraphrased as “Is Louie going to lose the Repub primary next time around, or is the majority of his district as bat-shit crazy as he is?” I guess a third alternative is that the owner of the Tyler Morning Telegraph is Louie’s goombah.
12One of the reasons I was glad to leave Rusk County was,indeed,Louie Gohmert’s stranglehold on the allegiance of citizens who should know better.I had long ago stopped watching local TV news,because I never knew when he was going to be given what seemed like HOURS of “free” time attending church services or pontificating on God and The Flag. The newspapers,such as they are in the area,are no better.People there are BORN Rethuglican,and they can conceive of no other way of thinking,no matter how insane the GOP becomes,and how harmful their actions are to the (mostly)poor and rural voters.
13That link went sour, here is an updated one:
14http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/02/republicans-slippery-slope-on-gun-control-leads-to-same-sex-marriage-and-sex-with-animals/