Louie Gohmert and His GQ Challenge
Louie Gohmert showed up at the State of Union address wearing a Santa Claus tie because Louie is a very confused man who should not be allowed to dress himself.
Once he found himself in public wearing inappropriate clothing, Louie made up a story.
“Well I thought, I can’t wear that. That’s Santa Claus,” Gohmert told conservative radio host Sean Hannity, his guest at the speech, describing the process of choosing a tie for the speech. “And then I realized, we’re going to be listening to Santa Claus tonight promising whatever anybody wants they can have.”
Maybe at that point Gohmert, who has a net worth of minus $150,000, realized that Santa Claus is a beloved character. So then he decided that President Obama isn’t like Santa Claus at all.
Unlike Santa Claus, Gohmert explained, Obama is rewarding parents by taking from their children.
Which brings us back to Louie not thinking things all the way through. I should note that Louie is a man living far beyond his means, leaving his debt, including one really ugly Santa Claus tie, to his children.
So, who is not Santa Claus now, Louie?
Louie and Sean Hannity. Combined IQ still double digits.
Q: What’s 14 inches and hangs in front of a butthole?
A: Louie Gohmert’s tie.
Thanks to Andrew for the laugh.
Andrew, that joke made my day. Thankee kindly.
1I’m in a daze. I wikipediad Gohmert and found that he has a law degree and his wife, who looks like her brain has lost traction, has an MBA. Are they really as dumb as we think or is this just one more scripted reality show?
2Oh, honey, I betcha Louie’s other tie was at the cleaner’s. And I really hate to say it because I keep hoping all of us can divert attention from Obama’s support of the TPP, but Louie’s kinda right about the speech. I was really wide-eyed by the end, figured our President might as well go for broke. I’m afraid Prez O. is really going overboard with listening to his advisers telling him how we really oughta join that wonderful Trans Pacific Partnership. You tired of hearing about this? Good, because maybe then you’ll say oh yeah, I gotta call my legislators and say NO FAST TRACK FOR TPP because we really really would like to know what we’re signing away our lives for. Austin is having a big protest about it tomorrow evening up at the Capitol. Come on over! The super duper rich are getting richer and our kids are just trying to pay the rent and pay for groceries. I am serious. 202 225 3121 Congress 202 456 1111 White House.
3What’s two-and-half inches and also hangs in front of his butthole?
4If his mama is still around, I know she would appreciate being needed and go back to dressing him like she did all those happy years ago.
5How can you make $174,000+ a year, and be in debt for $150,000? This Gohmert’s 5 time being elected to his seat in Congress!
10x’s $174,000 = $1,740,000
He’s earned $1,740,000+ since being elected to Congress and is in debt? “Where’s the money?”
From Wiki:
“From Jan 2005 to Oct 2013, Gohmert missed 551 of 6,900 roll call votes, which is 8.0%. This is one of the worst records in Congress, worse than the median of 2.3% among the lifetime records of representatives currently serving.”
6We’ve been toying with the idea of finding a definition for “gohmert”–(much as Dan Savage did for “santorum”)
How about 1 gohmert = 1 negative IQ point? The abbreviation will be IQG, pronounced “ick.”
7Answer for all your dirty minds … his hemorrhoids.
8Is there a typo in the title? “GQ Challenge” *can’t* be right: I’m pretty sure his mother dresses him.
And anything from tying his own shoes on up is a major intellectual challenge for him, so I’m pretty sure IQ must be correct.
9Did Louie the Louse haz a sad when Santabama didn’t promise him a brain?
10Q: Who is the Clown Prince of the Republican Party?
A: Louie Gohmert.
11Sounds as though Louie had that tie on way too tight.
Or possibly not nearly tight enough.
12@Marge Wood: This may make you feel much better – or at least hopeful!
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/01/30/1273714/-Reid-s-opposition-to-fast-tracking-Trans-Pacific-Partnership-gives-foes-time-to-fight-trade-deal
BTW, I agree whole-heartedly with you on the TPP.
13Thanks for clearing that up, Umpty Dump,
wasn’t going to touch it with a ten foot pole.
All this talk about Gohmert’s clothes has me wondering if he wears Underdog undies, Superman socks and Hulk hankies, style setter that he is.
14Louie Gohmert, if my memory serves me correctly, was appointed to some judge’s bench by Rick Perry, prior to deciding to run for Congress. ‘Nuff Said…. except he, like John Cornyn, is probably collecting his Tx State Judicial Retirement Check, on top of his Congressional salary.
15Holy Gomertz! Sean the self proclaimed man has a man crush on Loopy Louie. There’s a pee nut joke in there somewhere.
16Louie, you’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
17Rhea, you took the words right out of my fingertips.
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