Louie Gohmert has this all figured out.

Lotsa crazybutt Republicans have said some pretty crazybutt things about the Supreme Court decision, but if there was a crazybutt contest, Louie has a big ole crazybutt to enter.

But Republican Texas congressman Louis Gohmert’s reaction may be the most hysterical of any elected official yet. According to Right Wing Watch, Gohmert argued that as a result of today’s decision, “God’s hand of protection will be withdrawn as future actions from external and internal forces will soon make clear.”

Dude, did you forget 9-11?

Ultimately, Gohmert resigned himself to his nightmare reality, saying, “I will do all I can to prevent such harm, but I am gravely fearful that the stage has now been set.”

Somebody hand that man a cape and some wings.

Thanks to Irene for the heads up.