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For those of you who miss Lou Dobbs, and Lord knows there has to be at least 2 or 3 of you in America, I’m happy to announce that he’s had a gender reassignment and was successfully elected to the Texas House.

Debbie Riddle. Yes, she stole Tom DeLay's shirt, too.

The lovely Miss Loudeb is using the name Debbie Riddle and filing bills faster than the cynical can keep up.  She really, really hates Mexicans.  “I mean, I don’t even think she eats tacos,” Juanita suggests.

Here’s the latest.

State Rep. Debbie Riddle, R-Tomball, said today that she filed a bill that would make it a state jail felony “to intentionally, knowingly, or recklessly hire a person who is not lawfully permitted to be in America.”

“Bless her heart, I don’t even know if Miss Riddle is lawfully permitted to be in the gene pool,” Juanita shakes her head.