Looooouie!
Remember Ole Aaron Schlock? The guy who was using his campaign account to parties? And decorate?
Well, Darlin’, Aaron was a damn amateur.
Here’s how a pro does it. Just watch Louie Gohmert.
New Year’s Eve in Times Square —
And, of course, some very fancy cab rides …
And he needs some fancy pens, you know.
If somebody can find a website for these people, I’ll be happy to see what $4,330 will buy. I just can’t find if such a business exists. You’d think that people in sales and marketing would have a website. You’d be wrong.
And it’s not like there’s some business in Tyler or Lufkin who needs the commerce. But, no, Louie sends his business to Republican Congressman Bill Posey’s district.
Thanks to Alfredo at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.
They’re supposedly business coaches and consultants, according to the Yellow Pages, but that’s all I can find.
1Did you check Cahill Sales & Marketing with the Yellow Pages? Try the section for escort services.
Anything involving Loopy Louie and $4330 of (euphemism) ‘pens’ …… doesn’t necessarily have a happy ending.
2According to Zillow, 143 Hidden Cove Dr is a 4BR 3BATH 2862 sq ft private residence with a deck and a pool.
Odd place for a pen store.
3Lorraine in Spring, with your added information, the ‘listing’ is likely to be under personal concierge services.
4Giving Louie the Louse the benefit of the doubt, if he bought 10,000 campaign embossed pens at 43 cents each, you still have to wonder where he would find 10,000 people who can write in his district.
5Cahill Sales & Marketing
6(321) 956-0068
143 Hidden Cove Dr, Melbourne Beach, FL
Get Directions
https://local.yahoo.com/info-91930783-cahill-sales-marketing-melbourn…
7e platypus onion, congratulations on your new career.
8Here is another entry for him:
http://www.manta.com/c/mmlv4bb/len-cahill
The site estimates Mr. Cahill’s income at $95,000/year which is a lot of pens.
9On the YP listing, next to business hours, it says “Do you know the hours for this business?”
10That house looks nice on Google Satellite and Street View…
11Thanks PKM. It isn’t everyday one gets to be Shania Twain’s latest husband.
12I am still too naive. I was thinking of my sister’s business which she did from her den by the kitchen and she sold stuff like that. But she was a small league player.
13In Gohmert’s defense,I wasn’t aware general buffoonery was a marketable skill. I see I own Skrewy Louie an apology.
14Being in the print brokering biz, I have clients all the time, usually in real estate, who need advertising items like pens, key rings, coffee mugs and other doodads. For big events, it’s not uncommon for stuff to cost that much if you’re dealing with an intermediary, who will mark up the wholesale cost 50% or more. Toss in a little advice about where to hand them out and, viola! you’re a marketing consultant. Since icky Lou is such a dolt, he’s probably paying cadillac prices for stick pens with his name on them for his as yet-undeclared run for POTUS.
15Ok, I gotta say it, I just love you people!
16According to the Brevard County assessor, that address is owned by one “Leonard Cahill”.
According to Google Maps’ satellite view, there is a very nice house at that address.
According the Florida SOS, there is no company incorporated in FL under that name.
Also according to the Florida SOS, no one named “Leonard Cahill” is listed as an officer or registered agent of a Florida Corporation.
I’m not sure what was actually being purchased, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t pens.
17Cahill must be modest. There is no “I”in P E N S.
18I declare! OK. I’ve been to New York City and the Big Apple is as expensive in damn near every respects as London and Tokyo, the other two most expensive cities on the planet. Obviously, though, he is loathe to use Triavago or some other search engine for good hotel prices. I can believe the lower taxi price but the other one means that he probably used the same taxi coming and going. Once upon a time I had to audit the expenses of a sales force, one of whom not only worked in NYC but lived there as well. She had her own car that she used for business and had no other place to park it than a covered lot which is usually a building. It was an average of $350/mo. way back then. I bet it is two or three times that amount nowadays. But the pens! For cripes sake I get hounded all the time from firms selling such promotional items and their low ball prices are out of the ball park! I never take them up on their offer. But then Louie would actually have to have some smarts to begin with in order to say no. Nuther question: if these pens are promotional items, what the blazes does he have to promote? Presidential campaign? I just cannot wrap my brain around that one!
19Louie Gohmert never fails to fall below our lowest expectations.
20143 Hidden Cove Drive is not a commercial business address, it is a four bedroom home.
http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/143-Hidden-Cove-Dr-Melbourne-Beach-FL-32951/43519505_zpid/
21The Nevada counties that do not have legal chicken ranches provide for the personal concierges with 3-4 bedroom coops.
Not saying that Loopy Louie was not shopping for pens in Floriduh, but that $4,330 was spent on a fodder trail to lure the goat. Alfalfa hay between $9 and $12 per bale and grain costing about $9 per 50 pound bag assured the goat’s consent.
Or, $433/second for Loopy Louie to say: baaaaaaaa.
22Now if somebody could only find the purveyor’s tax returns to see if he reported this “pen” income.
23Fuggit!! I go out of my way to shop local. Louie, get your crap together.
24http://www.buzzfile.com/business/Cahill-Sales.And.Marketing-321-956-0068
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