April 08, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Look what Rand Paul Hisownself is selling on his own damn website.
That’s gonna be a popular one since he’s the worst flip flopper of all.
Embrace the flops! Own them!
And it looks like he spent the rest of today by yelling “Get the hell off my lawn!” at reporters.
Thanks to Michael for the heads up.
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Purr-fect. “How many flip flops today Rand?”
1Wouldn’t that be, “I Stand on Rand”?
2Oh, fer . . . well, what could you expect of Aqua Buddha boy!
3Many cultures associate the bottom of the foot with uncleanliness and/or just general “lowness” and so it is rude or an insult or some other such affront to show the sole of your foot, or your shoe, to someone.
People from those cultures should snap these up.
“You’ll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes.”
4I’d buy a pair if they cost $2.00/pr. and said, “I Can’t Stand Rand”.
5And, he’s off …. splat. Right out of the gate Baby Paul stumbles with misogynistic klutzy-dumb. What was that sit, stay, heel, dismissed moment he had with his wife on stage that was supposed to be his warm fuzzy family values moment?
Will leave the parsing of the “We’re here to take back our country” to the English majors. Beyond the awkward sentence construction, where’s the who, what, when, or where of “to take back?” Seriously, I could understand that statement, if made by a First Nation elder. But what’s the white guy babbling about? Maybe that the wimmin folks stole his gohmerts or some other blah folks dog whistle?
6Given the self-professed love of flip flops by the proprietor of this esteemed establishment, I expect that the “I Stand On Rand” text emblazoned in rhinestones could be a big seller at someone’s entrepreneurial establishment.
7That’s all anybody has to do to diss Paul is to show up at his rallies and wave flip flops. Just don’t buy them from him.
8Can’t help being reminded of the whores in ancient Rome who had sandals that would leave “FOLLOW ME” footprints in the dust. Don’t know why they came to mind in this context.
9That’s the new eye chart in his office.
10I think the little Paul has gender issues. Serious insecurity on his part. Perhaps certain small body parts?
11This campaign’s merchandise catalog is incomplete. They need to add leaky condoms with the message imprinted, “I ‘effed’ up with Rand.”
12So his new motto is “Do Tread On Me?”
13HA! LynnN winnNs the Internets…again!
14omg, the late night shows hosts are going to have so much fun with these A-holes
15Go ahead and get a pair and write CAN’T above Stand with a magic marker.
16Or get a cheap pair at the store and write your own message on them. Another goody: get a white cloth golf hat and write your message on the crown of it.
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