Lock and Load on the War on Christmas
The most vicious, brutal war on Christmas involves butter, sugar, and eggs.
If you can handle the brutality, there is more here.
Thanks to John for the heads up.
December 19, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
The most vicious, brutal war on Christmas involves butter, sugar, and eggs.
If you can handle the brutality, there is more here.
Thanks to John for the heads up.
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
BIG chuckle!!! Actually, a series of them. Thanks!!! 🙂
1Christianist-style homeschooling, no doubt.
2I just love Cake Wrecks. I’ve wasted many, many hours looking at all the messes.
3Considering the inability to spell, coming from the tea party – I doubt they notice anyway.
4That was disturbing..in oh so many ways.
5All the Morans spell Juses that way, don’t they?
6How in the world do you expect anyone to spell the name of someone they don’t even know?
Sweet Baby Jesus … and the link doesn’t work!!
7@Reamus … I know some actual Morans who can spell Jesus. However, we all know some morons who can barely spell their own names!
8The guy with the icing bag — ten to one he was not only dyslexic but drunk as well! Kind of wonder if this thing is even edible!
9My favorite, hands down, is the “Pear” cake which resembles something else entirely.
10Like to see somebody, anybody eat that thing.
In the spirit of Christmas kindness, I’ve taken occasional stabs at cake decorating, and found the spell-checker to be lacking and the eraser is worse. Yeah, they blew the spelling, but at least they tried.
That said, my two dyslexic sons and I still find these pretty funny examples.
11They must be members of the Tea Party.
12Okay, I just spent at least half an hour wandering through CAKE WRECKS. That’s the neat thing about JUANITA JEAN’S. You never know what you might find here. I know one thing for sure: I don’t do cakes that have layers and I never will.
13At first I wondered if the cake decorators are from Pakistan or Japan or somesuch, but so many “Christians” are so bloody ignorant about their own book that it just doesn’t surprise me….
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