Our local Republican Party right here in Fort Bend County has gone more cracker every year.

You’d think that after Tom DeLay, they couldn’t get any lower. And you’d think wrong.

They have a yearly big fundraiser with a special guest and they pack the house with high dollar donations. This year they are paying perfectly good money to have convicted felon and Trump pardoned Dinesh D’Souza be their featured speaker.

Well, ain’t that nice? Convicted felon. Tickets are $100 each and sponsorships go for $5,000.

D’Souza recently wrote a book comparing Trump to Abraham Lincoln. Yeah, because Lincoln freed the felons, right?

Well, the story got just a tad more entertaining this weekend.  It seems that D’Souza shared some interesting thoughts on Twitter.

A conservative filmmaker pardoned by President Donald Trump has been slammed for retweeting Twitter posts with the hashtags #burntheJews and #bringbackslavery.

Right-wing commentator Dinesh D’Souza, who has mocked the survivors of the Parkland, Florida, school shooting and suggested Rosie O’Donnell should be prosecuted for her campaign donations, was pardoned by Trump in May.

D’Souza says they were “accidental retweets.”  Twice? One and then another one later?  No, accidents happen once. Messaging happens twice.

Now I’m not saying that fits right in with my local GOP.  Nope, I’m not saying that. Oh hell, I admit it. That’s exactly what I’m saying.

Lookie right here at their precinct chairs.  They proudly posted this picture in their newsletter.

Hey, at least D’Souza only offended one or two people.

Y’all, that does it.  I’m putting a sign in my damn front yard that says, “Fort Bend Republicans are egg-sucking dogs.”

Maybe they should serve tomato soup at the dinner because they already have the crackers.

Thanks to Jennifer for the heads up!