Little Marco Gets SecState Nod?
I don’t know what I was thinking. How can one not be able to string two sentences together after seeing the Presidementia-Elect trounce yet another over qualified presidential candidate? It is, after all, a target-rich environment.
Witness the delicious MAGA backlash at the news leaked yesterday that Captain Bonespurs has picked fellow Floridaman, Marco Rubio to be 4th in line to be president (after Ridgerunner JD, MAGA Mike (?), and whoever President Pro Tem of the Senate will be) should something awful happen to him.
Raw Story has gathered some amazingly predictable quotes from Don the Con’s bevy of butt munchers.
Laura “Looney” Loomer: “Why are people inside Mar-a-Lago leaking Trump’s possible cabinet picks to the media? Not a good sign that things are being leaked already.”
Libertarian “comedian” Dave Smith: “Might as well give Liz Cheney the State Department. Awful sign.”
Charlie Kirk: “Folks, word of wisdom. If Trump hasn’t confirmed it on Truth [Social], don’t jump to conclusions and don’t believe everything you see.”
That’s more than one word, Charlie.
Suddenly, the cockles of my heart are thawing as I observe that Von Shitzenpantz’s own MAGA elite are now doubting what they see and hear. It is literally the opposite of what we now call “sanewashing.” Nominating a person who is arguably a moderate conservative with experience in the area of foreign relations rather than another clueless candidate for the looney bin has got to stick in their craws.
I wonder what you call the opposite of “sanewashing.”
I have some advice for MAGA maniacs. A maxim that has served me in the past as far as Pumpkin McPornhumper goes: Pay no attention to what he says, watch what he does.
Aren’t these MAGA complainers some of the regular guests on Fox News who railed against what they called DEI hires? Because the positions were filled by qualified women or minorities? Maybe now they can see what unqualified really looks like.
1mccturtlefartface’s sucksessor is none other than senator marlboro barbie thune of south duhkota. a magat who has gradually got on his knees in order to service drumpf.
2https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-lists/politics-politics-lists-worst-people-trump-orbit-second-term-1235158719-1235158719/
3Apparently not Duduheads first choice.
4Attorney General Matt Gaetz, I swear to God!
5gaetz apparently likes them young, just like drumpf and epstein.
6tulsi gabbard chosen for director of national intel…er…ignorance.
7This zoo of clowns should have no problem mismanaging our country into the toilet, here and abroad. We are going to be a laughing stock, a dangerous laughing stock.
8Gaetz will of course kill all the investigations into his sexual predatory escapades of underage girls. How convenient of TNFG. Sexual predators stick together.
9TIL that Combover Crime Lord has picked Pete Hegseth of Faux News for Secretary of Defense. Pete has a square jaw, muscles, and with a name like Pete he must be a tough guy. Exactly what CCL wants at the Pentagon.
I also hear that Pete is going through a messy divorce right now after having an affair with a Faux News producer. Just another thing in CCL’s wheelhouse.
From January 20, 2025 to January 20, 2029 there are 208 weeks. That means the incoming CCL administration will generate at least 200 scandals. The worthless scribblers of the mainstream media will love it. The rest of us, not so much.
10Trump’s administration picks, he gets a pardon, she gets a pardon, everyone gets a pardon, if they do what’s expected of them.
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