Lindsey, Honey, Calm the Heck Down
Lindsey Graham is upset, no, not upset – furious! that cuts have been made in defense spending.
He’s all a’quiver, y’all.
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) vowed that, if elected president, he would use the military to force Congress to reverse cuts to federal defense spending, Vox reported.
“I would literally use the military to keep them in if I had to,” Graham said at an event in New Hamphsire over the weekend. “
I think he’s serious. I mean, little spittle things were forming at the corners of his mouth so he had to be serious.
I think that’s called a coup. I could be wrong. It could be called a Freekin’ Damn Ayatollah Move but I’ll probably have to look that up.
Thanks to Ralph and Mark for the heads up.