Juanita says she’s wondering why foreign donations to US elections would be illegal?  “Hell, all campaign accounts are is a money vacuum.  United States Congressvarmints sit around all day vacuuming money from anybody, anywhere, all the time.”

How else are they going to pay for their yachts?

However, when it gets to the point that they are taking $30,000 in illegal money and can claim with a straight face that they didn’t know it, they might have no business being trusted with the people’s money.

Lindsey Graham.

Okay, wipe that grin off your face.  Juanita is enjoying this just a tad too much and I know you are, too.

A Mount Pleasant business owner faces a multi-count federal indictment for a scheme to donate thousands of dollars in illegal campaign money to the re-election campaign of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham.

Federal authorities allege in April indictments that were unsealed Monday that Jian-Yun “John” Dong took more than $30,000 from a German national and funneled the money through illegal sources from 2007-09 to support Graham’s re-election campaign.

It is inappropriate to snicker that self-righteous Lindsey Graham took $30,000 in illegal campaign contributions from a German Dong.  Totally inappropriate.

Nobody should put that on a big billboard in his district.  Nobody should make a teevee commercial with a talking German Dong shoving money to Lindsay.  Nobody should greet Lindsay with, “Yo, Cap’n Sanctimonious, how’s your German Dong?”

We are adults.  We will not do that.

Thanks for the heads-up to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen who needs to warn me about these things before I have coffee in my mouth.