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Tom DeLay is back on the news and nothing could make Juanita happier.

“Every time I see him, I am reminded why I don’t miss him,” she says.  Juanita lives within spitting distance of Tom’s house, something she takes full advantage of every chance she gets.

“A couple of years ago , when a waiter in Jack Abramoff’s Washington DeeCee restaurant kindly asked Tom not to smoke his big nasty cigar in the restaurant because it was against  laws passed by the federal government, DeLay replied with a smirk, ‘I AM the federal government.’  So, being called arrogant by Tom DeLay is like being called prissy by …. well, Tom DeLay.”

“I think what they’re doing wrong is because of arrogance,” former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, R-Texas, said of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-California, and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nevada, in an interview that aired Sunday on CNN’s State of the Union.”

“So, it’s Sunday and we’re in the middle of a recession and a health care crisis and the best Candy Crowley could do was Tom DeLay?  What, was Paris Hilton busy this morning?”

“Tom DeLay pointing the arrogance finger.  If that don’t just beat all,” she shakes her head.

“Honey, that whole interview was just a circus looking for big top.”  She means it.  Yes, she does.