I still meet with Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for breakfast, and he’s curious as to how Dan Crenshaw spent so damn much of his campaign contributions on security since he’s on the political side of those causing all the security problems.

But, first there’s this.  Remember when we got tickled over RNC Chairwoman Ronna Romney McDaniel having to undergo $500 in makeup application when she went on tv?  Yeah well, apparently that’s not just a girl thing.

 

I guess they gotta start by scrubbing that guy with a Brillo pad and there’s a $150 uncharge for that.

And here’s some of the ones that tickle me. There’s about a million event security charges this guy ran up for 5 events.  To get the full picture, please watch of this video he made for the Georgia Senate race.

 

And now here’s is just one page of his expenditures for “event security”.  You know how he says at the end of the commercial, “bring everybody?”  Yeah, he did.

 

So what’s he planning on doing, is he gonna storm Omaha Beach?  Good Lord, Sherman marched through Georgia with fewer troops than that.

So I went to page two and was too damn tired to copy all those so go look for yourself.  I did a rough adding of the expense numbers on the second page and it came in just short of $10,000 worth of “event security” that you ain’t even seen yet.

This guy is a pussy.

I’m not finished yet.  Mr. Rambo has paid a Washington Dee Cee law firm about $32,000 to defend him against a sworn ethics complaint to the House Ethics Committee because he tried to smear a fellow vet.

I’ve got another story about him getting ripped off for $5,000 because when you lay down with dogs … you know how it ends. But, I’m exhausted and there’s baseball. Y’all know how I am in October. So, I’ll save it.