Lawyering Up
Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen and I have decided that the RNC’s theme song ought to be Lawyers, Guns, and Money.
The RNC seems to be collecting lawyers, which indicates to me that they are pondering on doing sketchy crap. That’s what you do when you foresee the possibility of getting caught – get lawyers, put the NRA in your backpocket, and kiss the ass of the upper class.
You can find an example right here.
Joy Lee 310 First Street, SE Washington, DC 20003 07/31/2019 Reimbursement – Moving Expenses, Membersh 958.74
Virginia State Bar 1111 E Main Street Ste. 700 Richmond, Virginia 23219 07/30/2019 Membership Dues 290.00Joy Lee 310 First Street, SE Washington, DC 20003 07/31/2019 Payroll 3809.98
Alfredo is threatening to keep count of all the lawyers the RNC hires and keep a running total on the window of the drive-thru. Those glass writing pens are the most dangerous thing anybody ever gave Alfredo.
And to quote the lyrics of the song:
1Young Donnie’s theme is “Dad, get me out of this…”
Is it a Republicon migration before the revolution? Lyin’ Ryan is moving his family to DeeCee. He’s not a lawyer and as we all know all too well he’s not an economist. Yeah. Lobbyists and pundits as if DeeCee needed more of those. Or, maybe the lawyers requested Ryan’s presence to make themselves look good. Nothing boosts one’s image better than standing next to a skunk.
Alfredo deserves all the pens.
2That is a lot of lawyers but what else would one expect in a political party’s Counsel’s Office?
3There must be mathematical relationship between “level of guilt,” and “lawyers hired,” and I’m not talking calculus here. Something simple, like a ratio.
Is one lawyer per defendant a sign of innocence, and 20 lawyers per defendant a sure sign of guilt? How any lawyers does Obama have?
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