June 11, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: Uncategorized
Apparently, boy despot Kim Jong Un is very concerned that outsiders learn more about him that he wants. For that reason, no sh*t, he brought his own portable toilet to “deny determined sewer divers insights into the supreme leader’s stools,” for DNA and health condition. Yeah that’s weird.
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Since the world news revealed the North Korean man who recently made a death defying escape to the south was rife with parasites, Un may be paranoid the press would say the same about him?
1Oops. My bad, El Jefe. Apologies for thinking you were clickbaiting us to a Donnie John Drumpf Port-A-John article. Or, what Stephen Colbert said about Donnie’s mouth holstering Putin’s tiny bits. Change that to Kim Jong-Un shooting his kimchi to the same local.
When Little Rocket Man meets Dotard45 should be a smörgåsbord for mental health professionals.
2Evening JJ.
3Don’t forget about the legitimate concern I raised before regarding the safety of you and Thelma. Any serious hair artistes such as yourselves must use extreme caution when viewing the electric T.V. tonight. There’s bound to be many images of the Korean dear leader and the Weaselheaded f**nugget who sees a dear leader in the mirror.
Together.
In the same room.
The sight of those two heads of hair side by side might generate Lord only knows what kind of intestinal conditions for ladies who’ve dedicated their lives to the pursuit of world security through first class hair doin’.
P.P, the stylist ladies of The WMDBS have nothing to fear, unless Kim Jong-Un and Dotard45 acquire the burrowing skills of the parasites that infest them and invade the Beauty Shop. Front door access, rear door exit? Not even close for those two.
4*** Breaking News *** Larry Kudlow suffers heart attack. Donnie’s first victim of the G-7 meet is currently at Walter Reed.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/white-house-economic-adviser-kudlow-suffers-heart-attack-trump/ar-AAywpHG?ocid=spartanntp
If Larry or any of Donnie’s future victims are given a shot of Versed (Midazolam), Orange Foolius is cooked, if there is a member of LE in the room. That kimchi is better than any CIA truth serum.
5Here’s an interesting article from the Telegraph:
How – and why – Soviet agents spied on Chairman Mao’s poo
By Chris Graham
3:25AM GMT 29 Jan 2016
“When Mao Zedong visited Joseph Stalin’s Russia in the winter of 1949, Soviet spies were reportedly not only monitoring the whereabouts of the Chinese leader – but also the movements of his bowels.
According to a report in a Russian newspaper, special lavatories were installed for Mao’s 10-day visit in order for the Chinese leader’s stool to be collected in secret boxes instead of the sewers.”
6The North Koreans are fanatical about their racial purity, i.e., superiority. (Not unlike Drumpf and his “good genes.”) Maybe Kim’s afraid someone will send his poop to one of these ancestry sites and find out he’s part Italian or something. I wouldn’t be surprised if they gather up his utensils and dishes, too.
7Reminds me of one of the few moments I recall from the film “The Last Emperor.” The emperor as a small child on his royal “stool”, below which sat a chamber pot. Immediately after adding contents to the pot, it was whisked away by a handler, and handed to a “specialist” / doctor, who sniffed the contents and gave his assessment as to the state of the emperor’s gut health.
8Now Pruitt’s gonna want one.
9Does anyone remember a time in the distant past when it was revealed that the weaselheaded f**knugget was led around by his balls/ego and regurgitated the opinion of whomever he spoke with last?
10Wait, that was last week right? So putting him in a room with Kim Jong Un
with nobody else in attendance but interpreters was a FANTASTIC idea!
Those war games that annoyed little Kimmie? First thing to go.
What the hell has South Korea done for us lately, amiright? Moochers.
And did anybody else notice the wording of the one thing Kim said he’d do?
Something about achieving a peaceful Korean peninsula.
Get it?
Peaceful under who’s rule?
No need for 45 to do that. He is so full of caca del toro you could not distinguish left overs
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