Keep Digging, Greg Abbott, Keep Digging
There’s a California company who has taken to building survival shelters.
A Southern California company is building luxury survivalist bunkers complete with wide-screen TVs, plumbing, and bunk-beds. They start at about $65 thousand dollars and that doesn’t include the cost of digging a big enough hole.
The above mentioned survivalist bunker must be placed 20 feet underground, and California, where they are made, won’t let people put them that far underground there. So the guy who builds them says he’s coming to Texas, where we are good at digging holes.
Hey, the big enough holes all over Texas problem is solved because we got a guy digging himself holes all over Texas – Greg Abbott, the guy who wants to be Governor in order to dumb-down the lofty intellectual perch that Rick Perry built.
Here ya go. Here’s a new one. Do you wanna know why we need voter ID in Texas according to Abbott? Obamacare.
Yep, Obamacare.
Here’s his reasoning: Since 2004 when he took office, he has prosecuted only 4 cases of voter fraud that voter ID would have stopped. Abbott’s office has looked at 66 people on charges of voter fraud. Half of those cases involved mail-in ballots, which voter ID won’t bother. But, he’s only prosecuted 4 of them.
So why do we need to disenfranchise probably 200,000 voters in order to stop 4 illegal votes over 8 years?
Obamacare.
Somebody keep handing Greg Abbott a shovel because he’s going deeper.
His theory is that in 2008 Al Franken in Minnesota stole the election from Norm Coleman by 225 votes. He, of course, can’t prove that, but his lips can form the words so he can say it.
Okay, we’re getting to Obamacare so hold on and stand back.
Had Al Franken not stolen the election, we would not have …. ta da! …. Obamacare.
There ya go. We need voter ID so as not to have Obamacare.
And at Abbott’s prosecution rate, it will only take 56 years to repeal Obamacare.
So, bring on the survivalist bunker because Greg Abbott will stand in your front yard and try to dig himself to China.
Thanks to TexasTrailerParkTrash for the heads up.
And I’m going out right now and catch a deadly disease. Why? Obamacare!
Well, c’mon. If he can be a maroon why can’t I?
1We can’t have basements in much of Texas because the water table to too high. They get wet. Will they waterproof the bunker?
2An astute comment from a friend: “I can understand what put his body in a wheelchair. What put his mind in one?”
3Following Ted Cruz’s lead I see…..
4Yes siree, after the apocalypse we are going to have teevee stations and electricity to run the poopy flushing pumps. Fuel for the generators will be readily available…You betcha.
Lots of pictures of the boys and their toys here
5http://www.atlassurvivalshelters.com/photos/
and look at all the standing surface water on the leased exotic game ranch.
Why only go back to the 2008 election? Why doesn’t Greg Abbott go back to the year 2000, in Florida, and point out how legitimate votes were not counted, and what did that get us? Certainly not health care – – just the opposite if you were in Iraq or Afghanistan at the time.
6I miss Dorothy Parker. If all these Texas yahoos were laid end to end – etc. The voters who elect those folks must be comfortable wallowing in their armpit deep ignorance.
7Thanks for the link, Bananas. It’s certainly the craziest I’ve ever seen posted on JJ. The photos can only be characterized as a Microcosm of Madness.
8By the way, the dudes standing up in their trap doors to shoot are exactly the brightest. Taking them out for keeps would be like plinking gophers.
9Is there really a helluva big difference between these bunkers and a grave? Mebbe I should ask an ancient Egyptian.
10Just looked at the pictures. Besides scaring the bejeebers out of me (Bloody human torsos??? Dead animal heads on the walls and dead birds flying above the bed?) I’m wondering what kind of insurance they carry. Zebras, camels, buffalo, ostriches…those are dangerous animals, not domesticated dogs and sheep. I wouldn’t take my child there for any reason!
11And…what happens to the underground chambers in Victoria, Texas (very close to 0′ sea level, when global warming floods the area? Reminds me of the Romans after centuries of drinking water from lead pipes.
Oh, Rick, you’re such a spoil sport! The repugs want EVERY election to work like 2000, and people like JJ’s clients keep trying to ruin everything. Honest elections just aren’t part of the repug platform.
And, Bananas, thanks for the link. I really do know people who would be thrilled to stay there — really I do. Wow, that’s a lotta deer heads! Guess there won’t be much time for teevee when that cute little toilet backs up.
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