Keep Austin Wildly Weird
Okay, this happened.
Best I know, it is not a group of people trying to punk anybody. This is an actual exorcism outside of a Starbuck’s coffee shop in Austin Texas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX8MqXyE6BI
Look, I’m expert about devils and they are not doing this right. You need bongos, naked, and a Hook ‘Em Horns cap. Then feed that child a Starbuck’s double chocolate chip frappuccino with a side shot of Jose Cuervo and those devils head straight for Waco.
Gosh, do I have to be everywhere?
Thanks to everybody for he heads up.
The way everyone is sitting around and taking this all in, it seems to be a pretty common occurence in Austin, TX. I wonder if the Pope knows about this? People practicing without a Pope … just doesn’t seem quite right!!
Anything to break up the monotony of a cold, waiting for it to snow, afternoon in So. CO. That is just crazy!!
1One dude keeps saying (apparently to Satan) “You have no legal right to be here.”
I’m not really up to date on my Satan studies, but I thought Satan was famous for breaking the law. And what kind of evil demon would he be if he let a self-righteous kid scare him by telling him he has no rights? If Satan won’t obey God, why would he give a hoot about some kid with a God complex?
That surely is a mysterious religion.
2I’m disappointed. I expected his head to do a couple 360s then he’d spew green pea soup for a while. What sort of chicken**** exorcism is THIS??
3Sorry, but that looks like a staged setup for youtube. Anything for a little attention.
4Micr, I was going to say sort of the same thing. I always miss the fun stuff. But exorcism is either a lie or it’s real. Lying isn’t nice and if it’s real nobody oughta want to be hanging around when the demon(s) come out. I’m glad I wasn’t at the one exorcism some of my friends told me about about 40 years ago.
5I wonder how long that guy has suffered with epilepsy. Because from my point of view (30 years in the health care field/Brother with epilepsy) that guy looks like he is coming out of a seizure.
I hope he gets the medical care he needs.
6I’m not educated on this subject but aren’t you supposed to yell “out, out ye vile, foul demons of stupidity” to taunt ’em or something? I could be wrong because I just moved to Austin and haven’t had time to get my weird on yet.
7Biggomama, just go hang out at STRANGE BREW late at night and you’ll get a good sampling of Austin. Don’t get me wrong. I love STRANGE BREW and you usually can get a parking place. Haven’t seen any exorcisms there though.
8DAMN! I’ve lived here 21 years and never seen an exorcism.
And I missed my opportunity tonight. Imagine if I’d gone to Starbucks instead of going to see our beloved US Rep Lloyd Doggett at Liberal Austin Dems holiday party. He’s not legally my Rep, because even though Austin is big enough to have its very own Rep, Tom Delay, in his miserable excuseness for an alleged human being, created Districts in Texas such that Austin looks like spaghetti on steroids. We’re 5 (or is it 6?) districts starting from Austin and leading out to the Republican suburbs of everywhere.
So I’m in a District that snakes its way over to San Antonio. And my legal US Rep is the ever execrable Lamar Smith. But Doggett’s still “my” Rep. As he says, he votes for us even if we can’t vote for him.
9A bunch of drunks staging the whole thing after too much imbibing at a local bar.
10What sort of demon would live in Austin when Dallas is available?
11I don’t care if it’s a legit exorcism or not…wait a minute, I don’t even believe in exorcisms in the first place. But still, JJ’s corrected exorcism recipe is flipping hilarious.
12Well, damn! Why was this conducted in the governor’s mansion!
13Starsmith, I reread this. Seizures aren’t any fun. He very well could be having one. Yes, hope he goes to the doctor if he hasn’t. I discovered a few years ago that I have a seizural disorder; took me a lot of years to connect the dots between the “Fainting” spells. Thank God for antiseizure medicine, otherwise I couldn’t drive. Our oldest son outgrew his seizures. Lots of interesting stuff. And my mother always thought it was shameful to have seizures.
14Maybe they were exorcising an Aggie.
15I have not bothered with the video, but my first impression just looking at the still was “Um, NO!” I believe you need a place you can bless to perform an exorcism, and it is usually done better in a private place. They blew this on two counts.
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