New charges for that law abiding Team Trump were filed in Clark County Municipal Court this morning. The Haitian Bridge Alliance is hitting back after all the trouble caused after the whole eating the pets thing.

“The Chandra Law Firm used a state statute allowing private citizens to “file an affidavit charging the offense committed.”

The following charges were filed:

• Disrupting public service — by causing widespread bomb and other threats that resulted in massive disruptions to the public services in Springfield, Ohio;
• Making false alarms — by knowingly causing alarm in the Springfield community by continuing to repeat lies that state and local officials have said were false;
• Committing telecommunications harassment — by spreading claims they know to be false during the presidential debate, campaign rallies, nationally televised interviews, and social media;
• Committing aggravated menacing in violation — by knowingly making intimidating statements with the intent to abuse, threaten, or harass the recipients, including Trump’s threat to deport immigrants who are here legally to Venezuela, a land they have never known;
• Committing aggravated menacing — by knowingly causing others to falsely believe that members of Springfield’s Haitian community would cause serious physical harm to the person or property of others in Springfield; and
• Violating the prohibition against complicity — by conspiring with one another and spreading vicious lies that caused innocent parties to be parties to their various crimes.”

You all know how we at the Salon love a good legal reckoning. Here’s hoping they don’t draw a Trumpian judge.