Kaboom!
Remember back when Bill Clinton was President of the United States of Damn America and the nut cases went around saying that Janet Reno was building secret re-education camps and had black helicopters to herd us all to the camps?
They’re baaaaaack …..
On Friday, John Jacob Schmidt of Radio Free Redoubt said that according to Stewart Rhodes, founder of Oath Keepers, Attorney General Eric Holder has approved drone strikes against the Bundy ranch to take place some time in the next 48 hours. According to Schmidt, the information came from a source Oath Keepers has within the Department of Defense.
And it gets even better, tin foil hat wearers …
That source, according to the report, allegedly said Attorney General Eric Holder authorized what is known as a “hot drone strike” against the ranch. Such a strike, he added would effectively kill everyone at the ranch.
So we here at Radio Free Juanita are encouraging everyone at the Beauty Salon to get their curling irons and Aqua Net and head on down to the ranch because those things will be about as effective against the United States Military as Bundy’s armed cadets.
I’ve got ten dollars cash American money that says that Eric Holder can’t call drone strikes. He is, however, one of The Negros that Bundy thinks would be better off picking cotton. So, maybe we should let Holder do it.
Get your damn horses off my land, Bundy.
Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.
Paranoia and guns– they just reinforce each other.
1Heavy Sigh: If only it were true. Cloven Hoof Bundy needs to go. The only thing of value in that family IS the cattle.
2Well, it’s been 48 hours. We’re waiting!
3Ther comin’ ter take R gunz!
4This is what the wingnuts wish would happen so their sad little lives could be exciting.
5Unfortunately, they’ve probably begun positioning the women and children there so they can decry the actions of the feds, which won’t happen. Like last time.
I’m not wasting my Aqua Net on that Welfare Cowboy. I’ve discovered people fear fire more than bullets which is why I keep a can of hair spray & a lighter in my arsenal.
6Did they get the spelling wrong again? Their source is in the DoD but Holder is in the DoJ. Maybe they don’t know the difference.
And where is the NRA demanding the right to keep and bear drones?
7When drones and black helicopters are outlawed, only outlaws will have….
Seriously, now they’re gonna want their own so they can defend themselves from the gummint. And a few fighter planes too. And some tactical nukes.
8Hey, is that logo for Radio Free Redoubt the same as the one on Sarah Palin’s favorite crystal bracelet? Didn’t Sarah say it’s a Christian symbol?
Maybe they can get their own drone from the same place as the expensive one in the lake. Bundy can buy it with the money he stole from the taxpayers, and they can all pretend to be military while they watch it crash and burn. How fun.
9Is that John Jacob “Dingleberry” Schmidt?
10Radio what the hell??? Isn’t that the same bunch that just bought a boatload of tinfoil from China? Seems they all want to wear hats all of a sudden!
11Anybody got one of those little radio control model planes. I just need to borrow it for a couple days.
12I remember hearing a few years ago that the USA was giving or selling tanks and stuff to sheriffs after the Iraq war was more or less over. I mentioned it to an old college friend who said, seriously, well, they probably will need them. (This was during the Occupy’s high time.) That comment kind of put a crimp in our conversation.
13I wonder if they still plan to adopt the strategy of puttin’ the womenfolk up front.
14I love the idea of the government using drones over the Bundy ranch and blasting Ted Nugent music at insane volume just for fun. 24 hrs a day until his arrears are rectified. Wait, that sounds really creepy: ” . . arrears are rectified.” Well that bunch is creepy.
15No, montag, he’s John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, of the famous Jingleheimer-Schmidt clan.
16Yikes. Paranoid fantasies run amok.
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