Just When You Thought That All The Fun Was Gone Out Of Rick Perry
Rick PAC was formed to help Rick Perry run for president of the United Damn States of America.
It has not helped.
This cycle, six whole people donated. I guess you could make it better by saying, “How cow! Rick got donations from more than the fingers on one hand!”
Three of those donated over $100. Of those three, every single one of them is a lobbyist.
Okay, so that’s pretty bad. Wanna see worse?
Of course you do. You know you do. Here you go —
Rick Perry’s name is so toxic that candidates in New Hampshire are returning his donations to their campaigns.
Republicans take money from felons and crooks without blinking an eye, but Rick Perry … well, uh, thanks but no thanks. Hell, politicians all over America are buying 11 foot poles because they wouldn’t touch him with a 10 foot one.
And Rick’s largest expense this cycle? Lawyers.
Hey, it’s tough being under indictment while running for President.
So, bottom line: those smart glasses ain’t working too well.
Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.
Not that it matters much since you are still under a GOP governor who is loonier than Perry.
1He could not find lawyers in Texas to defend him????
2What does that say about his faith in his own state?
Talk about the tables turning. His power has been drained and with it the seemingly endless funds from Repugs. The looming abuse of power charges may have been just the thing to burst his balloon. Now that’s worth watching.
3I’m sooo happy Alfredo doesn’t have a life.
4I’m torn: on the one hand, I think Rick Perry would provide endless entertainment while doing his Flying Dutchman imitation (rather than being cursed to keep trying to sail around the Cape of Good Hope with no possibility of success, Rick’s curse is to run for President again and again.)
On the other hand, Rick’s inclusion in the field of Republican candidates would make the rest of the clown car’s occupants look reasonable and intelligent by comparison.
5Shouldn’t sell Perry short. Take a look at slimeball Guv fo Georgia,Nathan hal….uh,Deal. He has a worse track record than Perry by miles,but still has the affection of the Klan folks.
6Think he’ll take the hint?
7BarbinDC, seems to me Alfredo has a great life with some serious math and sleuth skills. In politics, the main avenue to truth is follow the money.
Imagine if Kentucky had a man or woman of Alfredo’s skill sets. Mitch McConnell would be doing some serious ‘spailning of his cocaine connections.
Corinne Sabo, Rick Perry take the hint? ROFL, Rick can’t count to 3 or grab a clue.
8@Diane
9Changes to the state education system since Guv pRick assumed office might have him gunshy about hiring Texas educated lawyers, especially if his freedom were on the line.
The guy is not just toxic but radio-active!
10Six donations is EXACTLY equal to the number of fingers on one hand… of his base.
It’s sad when cousins marry.
11The Republican party hasn’t been much fun since Harold Stassen died. Perhaps Rick Perry could return the aura of perpetual, blighted dreams.
12Maybe if he takes the “Smart Glasses” off he can get the donations of his pre-“Smart Glasses” era. I really think it’s all in his ocular corrective devices. It’s sure not in his pea brain.
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