“So it’s not bad enough that Alberto Gonzalez is teaching at Texas Tech,” Juanita moans this morning, “noooooooo….. we have to insure that Texas universities shame themselves even more.”

Baylor University is expected to name Ken Starr as their president.

“This is a real jerky thing to do,” Juanita explains while wearing her “I Heart The Big Dog” tee-shirt honoring Presidents Day, “because Ken Starr isn’t even a Baptist.”

“Now I know that Baptist fight among themselves more than any other religion on earth, so I suspect they couldn’t agree on a fellow Baptist to lead their largest educational institution.  So, instead, they picked a member of the Church of Crapola.”

“I have no idea what Ken Starr will do as President of Baylor, but I suspect it’ll cost millions of dollars, take 5 years, and end up with a blue dress.”

She’s probably right.