May 15, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Seems like they’re all still running against Obama. Hasn’t anyone told them he’s not seeking a third term?
1Damn, I’ll be busy that day and every other this asshole is doing his Clark Kent thing.
2They sent this invite to you??? With that level of operational skill, he won’t last long.
3Anita had a better makeover than Rick did.
4I know that there was a lot of common rhetoric when Obama first ran about conteracting the Bush Administration. I suppose that is the norm for the non-incumbent party. But the statistics today ARE NOTHING like end of Bush’s 8 years.
I find I resent this anti-president rhetoric. I want to hear about their intentions, visions, and action plans–not just vague “for our kids/grandkids” idealism.
There is no viable room for idealism in the reality of politcs. In fact, it is some folks fanactical idealisms, like the TeaParty, that have caused so much strife today–because they refuse to compromise and go for outrageous demands.
Sigh. Well, we all knew that clown car has to have TARDIS mechanics to allow all the would-be candidates to fit into it. Hopefully Cruz will drive it right over a cliff and clear the slate.
5Still keeping it in the family, I see. It’s all about unlimited opportunity for their children and grandchildren, but nothing about the rest of us.
6Good. These Republicans are a dream for a satirist (certainly not the country, though). They are so crazy people will believe virtually anything about them.
7If I were you, I’d ask Perry what he did to create a Texas of unlimited opportunity for the kids and grandkids. Is it the kind of unlimited opportunity that Somalia has? Or the kind of unlimited opportunity where morons think a military exercise means you get jailed in a Walmart? Are these the kinds of opportunities he’ll create for the rest of America?
8Heck, most of us are still struggling to recover an “optimistic vision” after 13 years of GWB and 15! years of Puro Pedo.
9if anything, the glasses make him look even dumber, if that’s even possible. clark kent didn’t look dumb. heck I hope perry, gingrich, coulter, et al jump in that klown kar, it would be a sight to see. if I were the head of programming, for any network, I’d plan on re-runs (especially for my comedies) for debate nights. there’s no way any tv comedy will beat out the ratings gold of any GOP primary debate, so why waste a new episode.
10yuk.
11Princi-hahahahahahahaha gasp-pled hahahahaha gasp leadership?!?!?!?! From pRick Perry?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Hahahahahahahahah…. Oh pu-leeze. Optimistic vision?!?!?!?! Yagottabekiddingme.
Isn’t is special that Miz Anita is the forward one in that picture and the one signing the “announcement”? What a wife-y thing to do. Has she been in a re-education camp? Just asking for a friend.
12“America is facing a time of testing” – there’s a direct lift from Rev. 3, which is very comforting to Rick because in it, God will protect you from the time of testing. Rick breaks out in a cold sweat just for a urine test, with good cause, I guess, given his drugged up appearance last time. But the dog whistle you hear here is to the Teavangelical End-Timey nuts.
Principled leader – under felony abuse of power indictment.
Optimistic vision – otherwise known as rose-colored glasses. Believing that Rick could be Prezzy is not just wildly over-optimistic, it’s actually listed in the DSM-V as indicative of severe mental illness.
unlimited opportunity – a vision of America where any defective with a sugar daddy has a shot at the GOP nomination
our children and grandchildren – but not yours. Yours will have an unlimited opportunity to starve, as our oil-gotten gains feed us through the oil-gotten famine due to the oil-begotten drought, now appearing out a window near you, West Texas.
13Meh. Maybe ol’ Rick is just announcing he’s transgender, like Bruce Jenner. If that’s the case, he’s going to need a better make-up artist.
14He’s addicted to campaigning. I wonder if there is a 12 step program for that?
15Methinks he took Jon Stewart’s comment about him being the smart one a little too seriously.
16June 4 ?? Damn, that is my birthday! I won’t know whether to whoop and holler or just get drunk.
17What did I do to deserve this?
Gotta love all the grifters out trolling for Koch dollars! If patterns hold, Snot Wanker should be the biggest collector of their cash and the biggest loser. Meanwhile former Gubnor and current ad for hair-loss Perry is apt to lose on both cash collection and love of the party dimwitted voters. Seriously, pRick can’t out crazy Nimrod Surgeon Ben nor can he out dumb either the bloated Shrub or the other 19 non-contenders grifting along in the Klown Kar.
At the current rate of self-destruction by the Teatard Party of Y’all Qaeda, the last man standing may be the ashes of Ronnie Raygun his own dumb self.
18AKLynne –
You asked, ” Hasn’t anyone told them he’s (Obama) not seeking a third term?”
Obama doesn’t need to seek, or run, not when there’s JADE HELM. And Wal*Mart tunnels to like, you know, move stuff around.
19I’m guessing here that Anita’s definition of “excited” isn’t exactly like mine. For me, that announcement is more akin to “nauseating.” Exciting would be if a liquor delivery truck overturned in my driveway.
20PKM, “y’all Qaeda” is positively inspired! I vote for you to win the interwebs today! We need John K to do one of his visuals with Raffy n Ricky done up in cheap dish towels trying to look like Yasser Arafat or something. Yasser was a big time grifter too, come to think of it!
21I just realized: Anita must be pregnant! What an announcement!
22I presume they are trading in the Clown Car for a Clown Bus.
23With any lock, it will collide with the Karma Express.
Aren’t you active in Democratic politics? Good job by his people to identify likely voters. The campaign already off to a bang up start.
24Kinda a big windup just to announce he’s getting a sex change, don’t ya think?
25The combination of that photo and the phrase “optimistic vision”, and what leaped to mind was the same thing I thought every time I saw Dubya’s grin: “happy as if he had good sense.”
26I don’t know when I have been so thrilled – be still, my beating heart!
27Hate to tell him, but a) the glasses don’t make him smarter and b) no one wants him and c)…….um…..um……oops.
28The Accused Felon and principled leader is about to jump off the cliff. GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29This is supposedly happening on JUNE 4th, honey, not the 5th.
The 5th will be the jug in your hand!! Or maybe, for you, it will be the 5th after you finish the 5th! LOL
30Hate to break it to ya, Pricky…the clown car is full.
31Governor “Oops” joins the clown car! Governor “Oops” joins the clown car! Pull your panties up and get the popcorn!
32If Perry wants to go on the campaign trail with a bang, he ought to make his announcement at a fertilizer plant like the one in West, Texas.
33It annoys me to see images of pRick. It nauseates me to hear his voice. OTOH, I dont care who the other party nominates, etc etc. Go Hillary, Elizabeth, Bernie, etc.
Then I thought, some music might cheer me up. All the normal stuff I listen to didnt help. Even the Eagles. So I turned to vinyl. Yep 33s. Steppenwolf 16 Greatest hits. Nothing like The Pusher and some Screaming Night Hog to get me centered again!
34Micr, PG Wodehouse usually does it for me, but fire all of your guns at once and explode into space.
35Rhea,
36Yep, Jeeves rocks, but I need music at 2 decibels below the threshold of pain to really calm down. Or Wild Turkey and 7Up.
PKM, I love your names for the klowns. “Snot Wanker” is my new favorite. Hahahahahahahaha!
37Stupid | Definition of stupid by Merriam-Webster
not intelligent : having or showing a lack of ability to learn and understand things.
Not sure who is worse, Perry from not learning from the last time how much we don’t like him…
38Or Anita, for thanking you for all you do!!!!
Doesn’t she know what you do?????
Thanks for the laugh! I needed that.
39Admit it: you’ve got conservative acquaintances and relatives. How many of them are expressing anything even close to lukewarm enthusiasm for Rick Perry?
Yeah, same here…..
40Rhea, if you like Wodehouse, check out Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series, starting with The Color of Magic and its sequel The Light Fantastic. If you like those there are a whole bunch after that. It is British humor at its finest.
41In The San Antonio Express-News today, Diedre Delisi, who was his 2012 campaign policy director, says he’ll have a good shot at the nomination, “especially because of his skills as a retail politician.” I guess that can be taken all kind of ways.
42The field of candidates who are running for a Fox News “analyst” job is getting to be huge, isn’t it?
43My internet cable was down for five hours yesterday. Y’all kept busy. Snot Wanker, Y’all Qaeda, and so forth. Yes.
44Why don’t they just run everyone in the republican party and be done with it? Has there ever been so much stupidity looking for a nomination? I’ve lived through 13 presidents and I never remember anything like this. Enough already!
45The next original thought from the baker’s dozen rejects will be the first original thought among them.
They remind me of farmers who used to feed cattle and then run the hogs afterwards to clean up any grain not digested by cows.
46PKM, I join the others in your naming of “Snot Wanker”. Perfect description of a lot of politicians here, like Rich Snot of Florida, etc.
47He’d have a better shot at the nomination if he was jogging and pretending the nomination was a mouldy coyote. Matter of fact that is his only shot at the nomination.
48There are their public declarations of running for 2016, but hot off the nameless information wire leak, I have a copy of their sworn pledges to Charles, David and Shelly. Honest folks, this anonymous source is very reliable. Before kissing the rings of their corporate masters, all GOP candidates grifting for cash must declare:
“By reason of moral or mental defect or deficiency, I swear my allegiance to the Republican Party.”
Then the ‘hopefuls’ kneel to kiss the ring, which projects a picture of the average Tea Bagger in the blood diamond. Those who fail to decry “sucker” are forever banished.
Alas, for poor Ricky, his declaration of “oops” probably didn’t qualify him for squat. Sort of akin to his record as governor is certainly no qualification and congers a multitude of grab your eye bleach images of squat and its many definitions.
49LynnN, I agree. I adore Terry Pratchett and recommend him aLl the time, from adult to young adult fiction.
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