Just Short of a Tank
Y’all remember Kris Kobach, Trump’s buddy from Kansas who claims that Hillary swiped a couple million votes and then he got appointed by Trump to head up the official presidential committee on voter fraud and found – oh dear lord – no fraud, so he just quietly pulled up his tent and skateboarded back to Kansas?
Parade organizers in a small Kansas town have decided they will not stop Kris Kobach, the Republican candidate for governor, mounting a replica machine gun on a jeep.
Yeah, they won’t let him have a tank, but a fake machine gun is almost the same thing and really damn cool if you’re 6 years old.
Kobach has never been in the military but he loves to play soldier. Earlier this year, it was discovered that Kobach was on the Board of Directors of a Group called Veterans in Defense of Liberty. It’s a charity. This charity charitably donated 6% of it’s money raised to an actual charity. Six whole percent!
Back to the parade. In addition to the pretend machine gun …
The jeep is also decorated with US flag designs and has a bobblehead of Trump on its hood.
I’d almost pay money to see that. It’d be worth it to laugh until snot comes out my nose and I pee my pants a little bit.
I am so lucky.
The bobblehead Trump is like a hood ornament.
Oh, oh, oh, little boys would love that!