Just Short of a Tank
Y’all remember Kris Kobach, Trump’s buddy from Kansas who claims that Hillary swiped a couple million votes and then he got appointed by Trump to head up the official presidential committee on voter fraud and found – oh dear lord – no fraud, so he just quietly pulled up his tent and skateboarded back to Kansas?
Parade organizers in a small Kansas town have decided they will not stop Kris Kobach, the Republican candidate for governor, mounting a replica machine gun on a jeep.
Yeah, they won’t let him have a tank, but a fake machine gun is almost the same thing and really damn cool if you’re 6 years old.
Kobach has never been in the military but he loves to play soldier. Earlier this year, it was discovered that Kobach was on the Board of Directors of a Group called Veterans in Defense of Liberty. It’s a charity. This charity charitably donated 6% of it’s money raised to an actual charity. Six whole percent!
Back to the parade. In addition to the pretend machine gun …
The jeep is also decorated with US flag designs and has a bobblehead of Trump on its hood.
I’d almost pay money to see that. It’d be worth it to laugh until snot comes out my nose and I pee my pants a little bit.
I am so lucky.
The bobblehead Trump is like a hood ornament.
Oh, oh, oh, little boys would love that!
Pretty sure that is against flag code.
Why do republicans hate the flag?
1Men who have never served in the military may love to play soldier, but those men who have, mostly want to forget what was done to them or what they had to do while serving.
2Soldier wannabes like Kobach should never be elected to a position of leadership. Everything about them rings false from their very core as they try to emulate the Pretender-In-Chief.
I’m purty certain Ted Nugent is burning up his phone, trying to get in on the liberal huntin safari action. That’d be right up his alley.
3@Maryelle:
If Kobach starts showing up in a fake military uniform with metals, Rump might get the idea that it will work for his rallies, too.
Shades of Kadafi.
4Now just replace the headlights with great big googly eyes.
5Nice motif, for a ***king moron. Splashy red, white and blue mixed with OD green. Geez, why didn’t we think of that in combat. We would have had the opposition laying down their arms as they rolled with laughter. Although, must give them points for the hood ornament of Bobblehead Donnie. As for the 6% actually donated by the charity, that’s about 5.99-6% more than any Drumpf charity actually gives.
6Michael Dukakis has a helmet to loan Kobach.
7His charity seems to fit right in with Prime Time Religion. Send your money to the Lord but here is are address,for whatever good it will do.
8Just another mofoing g’damned Rescummie Chickenhawk SOB.
9Looks like somebody is trying to compensate for something. And doing it real loud, right out where everybody can see it and laugh at it.
10When Viagra doesn’t work anymore . . .
11@Slipstream #11
“When Viagra doesn’t work anymore . . .”
Mount a fake machine gun on it and pretend.
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