June 22, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
I don’t know how many of you hang out at Reddit, but I often learn some good stuff there, especially under their r/explainitlikeimfive and r/historyporn sections.
This was posted and I thought it was mildly interesting.
No Kidding.
And … the added bonus: they are both dogs!
(Okay, you’ll be happy to know that I have reached my tacky goals for today with one post!)
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
In defense of dogs, while they may sometimes resemble annoying people, are usually honest and unspoiled. They are not egomaniacs, sleazy or deluded as to their importance.
1While a dog may seek to be pack leader, will acquiesce when its owner sets it straight. Not so with Cruz. He doesn’t get it.
Poor dog! But he needs the help of a cage to look that bad. Cruz does it all by himself.
2Dogs are humane and smart. Not so much with Cruz. Mr. Cruz’s only positive behavior is that he doesn’t eat cat turds.
3I find your humor abusive, misanthropic in the extreme, beyond the bounds of acceptable taste, unfit for repetition in polite company, and a prime component in the downfall of western civilization.
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I heartily approve.
A Revealing Experiment:
Lock Ted Cruz and your dog in the trunk of your car for four hours. Open it. Which one is happy to see you?
(Note: this was originally a dog vs. wife joke.)
5The poor dog. To even look a little like a low life, that’s purpose in life is to starve old people. Are you sure he doesn’t eat out of the cat box. The stuff that comes out of his mouth smells worse.
6He could eat $$!#(momma won’t let me type it) and ______ (pick your word for this space). The dog in the photo would be exonerated from this unfortunate mistaken twin identity.
7Wrong camera angle? Wrong graphic? That dog appears to be as cute as dogs tend to be. If you meant to post a picture of the dog from the opposite end of the kennel, then the resemblance might be spot on.
Dogs do tend to find relief Teddie Crooze’s face : https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/31/6d/8e/316d8e6e8b4d304fe7227a5913163dbf.jpg
8Papa @ 10:23
How can you be so sure?
9Jane & PKM, I love that picture and have it as my computer wallpaper. Haven’t heard much from Carnival these days, mercifully.
10That is an insult to canines. But I hear that Cruz does piddle on the floor if you scratch behind his ear.
11steve, it’s true. Teddie’s Senate colleagues confirm he does piddle on the floor and that it is his most endearing quality. What they find most objectionable is that instead of barking, Teddie flings his feces when he opens his mouth.
maryelle, just a guess but maybe more than a few in the Senate like Teddie are afraid of the opposition research available to Donnie to unleash on his twitter feed. Or, Teddie’s handlers have told him the less he opens his mouth, the better his re-election chances are.
12Dog appears to be a Corgi, one of which resides in our house and is cute as can be. She’s a bit bossy to be sure, but still sweet and her bark is worse than her bite, so to speak.
Can’t say the same for Mr. Cruz.
13You know, that dog DOES look like Cruz. Now let’s go campaign for Beto O’Rourke unless you can get the dog to run for office.
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