The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., in upscale downtown Richmond, Texas, announces today that they are conducting an official probe into Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s brain.

“Since Arpaio has never given us any indication or proof that he does indeed have a brain, we undertake this investigation to insure that the tenets of having a brain prior to holding elective office are validated,” said Juanita Jean Herownself, Proprietress and CEO of TWMDBS, Inc.

In homage to Sheriff Arpaio’s own “Cold Case Posse” to investigate President Barack Obama’s birth certificate, TWMDBS, Inc. has named their team the “Hot Case Prissy Posse.”

Also in homage to Sheriff Arpaio, Ms. Herownself will sponsor several fundraisers and major media events during the course of her investigation.  “Hellfire,” she said, “if I can’t get attention for my band, Bitchin’ Betty and the Sequined Backhoes, and a couple of bucks on the side, there doesn’t seem much purpose in this whole investigation venture,” she said.  “I learn that from Sheriff Joe,” she added.

Results of the Official Investigation Into Joe Arpaio’s Brain will be announced at Buck Pochek’s Rural Entertainment Promoters and Feed Store at a $200. a bowl chili dinner next month.  International media can attend for free and be given all the Lone Star beer they can drink before filing their stories.