Just As You Were Beginning to Miss Him
Herman Cain is back, Honey!
Cain, who dropped out of the Presidential race when three women came forward attesting that he’s a creep, denied all of it. But, he said it was “distracting” from his quest to be President.
He’s still denying it but he finally figured out who started all these rumors.
Then he speculated as to who may have orchestrated the allegations: the Devil.
“It made me realize that there was a force bigger than right,” Cain said.
Damn that devil! He apparently did the same thing to John Edwards.
Thanks to Carl from Cheboygan for the heads up.
“It made me realize that there was a force bigger than right.”
1That’s what she said.
In the presence of Herman Cain.
I hereby thank Jesus Christ for not allowing Herman Cain to become anything close to a serious presidential candidate.
2I definitely agree that there’s an Emperor of Evil tempting humans to do nefarious things, such as lying about sexual harassment, engaging in sexual harassment, and selling your soul to a group of people who want to lord it over the lowly masses exactly like how Sweet Jesus said not to.
3Right wingers believe that all women are sent by the Devil.
4At least he got the title of his book right – I DO think he’s stupid.
5Well Herman, based on the preponderance of evidence you have presented thus far, yes, YES we DO think you are stupid. Unfortunately for our country your party is the standard bearer for stupidity.
6Let me get this straight, Herman … Who thinks WHO is stupid?
Stay out of the kitchen, you hear? Quit mixing up those batches of Kool-Ade.
7Some guys call their thingie by a pet name. Apparently Mr. Cain call his the Devil.
8Herman Cain. I forgot all about him.
Who is he again, and why is anything he says…. important to….. anybody?
Kinda like Allen West…… Says something ….. I’m not going to say is stupid….. but basically… it is….. but for some idiotic reason…… some people think of it as “news”.
Making the irrelevant…….. “relevant”, or filling up space on a website….Must be a very slow news day.
9Yes, Hermie … a whole lot of us think you and they are stupider then stupid!! For once, he got something right!!
10I really hope that Herman Cain runs in 2016. A debate with Cain, Carnival Cruz and Rand Paul would be fun to watch in that none of these candidates will be in the same world during this debate. You can get three separate world views from three different alternative universes in one debate
11Cain, Cruz and Paul debating? It won’t really matter if they all achieved their alternate universe via drugs. But it would take a helluva lot of meds to make me sit still and watch them! Yeeesssh! My skin just crawled away!
12Cain stole that excuse from Flip Wilson: “Honey, the devil made me do it”.
13Then he’d do that sly smile that Cain did in one of his campaign ads.
Ole Herman must think we’re so stupid that we’d swallow his baloney again.
I would never, never, ever vote for him but I think Herman is cool. He is the best black “shucker and jiver” ever. He had gazzilions of white folks dancing to his tune. Amazing! I mean him no disrespect; I think what he did was remarkable.
14Yes Herman that “9,9,9” plan was so scaled to economic genius.
15@JJ: How can I miss him if he won’t go away (and stay away)???
16and Cain believes Faux Noise is unbiased and truthful.
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