Just As You Were Beginning to Miss Him
Herman Cain is back, Honey!
Cain, who dropped out of the Presidential race when three women came forward attesting that he’s a creep, denied all of it. But, he said it was “distracting” from his quest to be President.
He’s still denying it but he finally figured out who started all these rumors.
Then he speculated as to who may have orchestrated the allegations: the Devil.
“It made me realize that there was a force bigger than right,” Cain said.
Damn that devil! He apparently did the same thing to John Edwards.
Thanks to Carl from Cheboygan for the heads up.