There is a run-off in the Republican primary over who is going to replace Lamar Smith in Congress.

Both candidates are Trump Republicans and aside from being weird and scary, they appear to be challenging each other to a prayer-off.

Meet Chip Roy.  He’s mainly afraid of America becoming Britain, where they kill sick children and what not —

…we will see a true dystopia that mirrors the nightmare we’re seeing play out in Western Europe.  A dystopia marked by open borders and sovereignty stripped away by unaccountable and rogue judges whose oath is to ideology instead of the Constitution.  A dystopia where the pews sit empty as our society secularizes and our culture erodes from a people who place their hope in government instead of God.

He’s worked for Ken Paxton and Ted Cruz so he’s running on the Scare The Hell Out Of You platform.

And then there’s Matt McCall.  Ole Matt is Conservative. Christian. Constitutionalist.  CCC?  On the front page of his website —

If I gave you a nickel overtime he says he’s a Christian, you could buy Boardwalk with three hotels.

I want to tell you something.  If two Republican men talk about being Christian that much, I’ll give you two to one odds that both of them are stealing your silverware or having carnal knowledge with farm animals.

Next week, we’re gonna look at who is giving them boatloads of money.