Julian Assange is Donald Trump. After All, They Have Matching Bad Haircuts

August 10, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, Julian Assange says that Hillary Clinton has killed another man. He claims that a 27 year old DNC staffer was on his way to meet with the FBI about an big on-going investigation of the Clintons.

And have they ever investigated the whereabouts of Hillary Clinton when Mother Teresa died?

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

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0 Comments to “Julian Assange is Donald Trump. After All, They Have Matching Bad Haircuts”


  1. My sympathies to his family, who are telling Assange (not by name) to sit down and shut up.

    The Dems don’t have nearly as much power as these buggers think they have. Or maybe Assange thinks they operate the way Trump’s buddy Putin does.

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  2. What a hateful miscreant! Assange deserves everything that’s coming to him. I am referring to charge of rape.

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  3. JAKvirginia says:

    Damn, Hillz! You’re good! Guess I don’t have to worry about Trump after all. /s

    Julian… you’ve become an attention whore. Not pretty. When what you want becomes more important than the truth it’s time to hang it up. But you don’t care about that do you? Yeah. Thought so.

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  4. RepubAnon says:

    If Hillary really is as good at eliminating threats as these bozos claim, she’d be able to wipe out ISIS in a week!

    Somehow, though, I expect these are just the DTs from all the cheap rye these folks drink to pretend that they’re journalists

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  5. Hillary is way too busy to have time to go around killing people. Or even threatening them, unlike someone who shall be nameless.

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  6. Julian, you’ve had it. Game over, son. Inasmuch as you are housebound and stinking rich, you should be able to get some help to make a house call.

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  7. I admit it. I have a “Better Dead” list. Some days it gets longer. Julian is near the top. What positive contribution to the world has he made? …. {crickets}

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  8. I didn’t know ASSange was nucking futs. Has he endorsed Scumpf yet?

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  9. e platypus onion says:

    And have they ever investigated the whereabouts of Hillary Clinton when Mother Teresa died?

    Wish you hadn’t brought this up, Ms Juanita Jean. Since 1993 HRC has been named Most Admired Woman 20 times. Her only losses came once to Laura Bush and twice to Mother Theresa- so there was a motive for HRC to Vince Foster Mother T.

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  10. e platypus onion says:

    Ever noticed the likeness between Assange and Bill Maher? They could be bros.

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  11. Aggieland Liz says:

    Did that make Mother Theresa a martyr too?

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  12. Aggieland Liz says:

    And btw, Rupert Murdoch and Julian Assange are both Australian. Never mind the Mexican folks, can we cap the wealthy Aussie immigration wave? One was too damn many! Of course, Assange is not up for immigration but for extradition, so we will have to let him in. Maybe we can expat and export dear Rupert?

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  13. e platypus onion says:

    Laura Bush killed one woman. It is certainly in the realm of possibility she could have offed Mother T and framed HRC.

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  14. Marge Wood says:

    Sheesh. I miss all the good stuff.

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  15. innerlooper says:

    nucking futs just cracked me up. 1st i’ve heard.

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  16. Tilphousia says:

    Oh my! Oh my! A brain dead creep spreading his lies. What goes around usually comes around and bites the butt of the creep.

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