Juanita’s Fun Time
I will publicly admit that I have been to Target four times in the past five days and buy something I don’t need and use the restroom because I am told that people will get molested in the restrooms in Target.
It has not happened yet and I’m only gonna give it a few more days before I give up hope.
I’m sure you’ve seen the weapons grade crazy people boycotting Target and screaming Bible verses in their stores.
So, June 4th (right around the corner) is going to be Way To Go, Target day. Our friend John has given us a special treat for that day and any other day at Target.
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I’m printing mine small on regular paper and going to Target on June 4th with a little piece of tape. I’m gonna sign my name to it and hang it on the front door of Target.
That’s what I’m gonna do.
Thanks to John for the heads up.
Excellent idea – think I will join you here in Nashville.
1Jane says thank you, Ms Juanita Jean! KJ is willing and ready to explore Target’s toy department. I liked the words used by US Attorney General Loretta Lynch, “We see you.” Good words to show solidarity with our friends in the LGBTQA community. Thinking tee-shirts with the 14th Amendment and “we see you” are a good addition to all Democratic events.
2I’m in favor of not having to carry my birth certificate and pass a genitals check before using the loo, so I’m supporting Target too.
3So this is what a Lt.Gov. job is. In Texas.
And the Gov. job is in NC. The PP Police.
A Tempest in a Peepot.
4Global warming. Income inequality. Lack of universal health care. World instability.
And the WingNuts only care about who uses which bathroom.
And whole bunches of voters agree. If the U.S. elects Trump then we deserve him.
5I lived in West Los Angeles for over 35 years and have seen Trans in women’s restrooms numerous times and even traded makeup and fashion tips with a few. This whole bathroom mess is just a made up problem generated by a bunch of people who are either sex obsessed or deprived. They are the problem, not those minding their own business.
Rhea, it’s best we all carry whistles and learn to yell “rape” real loud if someone tries to perform a genitals check. Or, carry a gun, which I don’t recommend, yet.
6Nothing going on at my local Target despite the fact there is a bible belting fire spewing Baptist church across the street from its front door. Maybe they haven’t gotten the memo yet.
7I totally agree with JUNE …
8I never lived in W. L.A., but I did work in Oakland, CA for more then a few years and, honey, after that … nothing shocked me any more!! LOL
Just to mention that the same weekend, June 4-5, is the Reason Rally in DC for those who don’t want the US to be a theocracy. Speakers include Bill Nye and… Johnny Depp!
http://reasonrally.org
9I have been to the men’s outhouse at the Walmart* nearest my residence. Given the scary unusual examples of humanity I have encountered there, I’ll take a clean well dressed LGBT person every time. Go Target!
10About that Baptist church across the street from the Target; some years ago it was struck by lightening smack dab in the middle of the roof line. It took forever to get it fixed. Maybe the congregants are lying low. We have had rain for days and days on end, sometimes with thunder and yes, lightening!
11“Pecker-checkers” (term coined by either Primo or UmptyDump)better be wearing waterproof boots if they try to stand in the way of a person who really has to go. And if I’m not mistaken, Target sells those boots. This could be a win-win, except for the janitor.
12I love you. I love Target. Great idea. Put pic on FB page maybe?
13RastyBob, “A Tempest in a Peepot!” Beautiful, may I use that?
Thanks JJ and the aptly named John! I Tweeted your pic and will be joining you at Target on the 4th!
14The first good “Christian” woman who peeks at me in a stall in a public restroom to see if I am “really a woman”, is going to get charged with something. I will be real sweet until I can get to her and call the cops. I want her name on a list of perverts.
15@maryelle – I can’t claim credit for that, although it’s been in my lexicon for decades. Primo is welcome to take a bow and credit for it if he wants. As I recall, the term goes back to Hell Week in college – the several days immediately before the fraternity pledges were due to be initiated as brothers. Pledges were required to wear shirts and ties that week as they walked to and from class, with a length of string dangling from outside their collars. The other end of the string was threaded down under their clothing and securely tied around their “shortarm.” Any full brother at any time was authorized to perform a “check” by tugging briskly on the string. Some of the brothers who were especially zealous in their duties earned honorary designation as Sadists. They have gone on to careers in conservative politics and to become volunteer birth certificate checkers outside public restrooms.
16Ewwwwww!
17I have not seen any wingnuts behaving idiotically in a local Target and I live in Target Ground Zero – Minneapolis. I’ll be there on June 4 and I’ll bet I’m not the only one with a Tarzhay (That’s how we class up Target in Minnesota. We Frenchify it.) heart. Yay Target!
18Sure Deb. That was my wife’s line when she read about the N.C. law.
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