Joni Ernst Wants To Shoot Something. ByGawd, Let That Woman Shoot Something!
Joni Ernst, running for the United States Senate in Iowa, is … okay, we’ll say colorful instead of spittle wacky.
She first campaigns on her ability to castrate pigs and now she’s just flat itchy to shoot someone. Pretty much anyone. But a government official would be best.
“I have a beautiful little Smith & Wesson, 9 millimeter, and it goes with me virtually everywhere,” Ernst said during a speech at the NRA’s Iowa Firearms Coalition Second Amendment Rally in Searsboro, Iowa, “But I do believe in the right to carry, and I believe in the right to defend myself and my family — whether it’s from an intruder, or whether it’s from the government, should they decide that my rights are no longer important.”
She’s gonna take on the entire United Damn States of America with a 9 millimeter? Good luck with that Annie Oakley.
I swear to Memphis and back – these people drink Crazy Juice by the gallon.
Thanks to Claudia for the heads up.
You know, the hunt for the Boston bombers was on TV. The Tsarnaev brothers had more than 9mm guns. They were hunted down by police, not the military. Anyone who thinks their gun (and I have many guns as I am a native Texan who likes venison) can take on the government is an idiot. I’ll put Mr. Obama’s Marine Corps up against all the little pistols that righties can collect. BTW, Pope John Paul II took four rounds from a 9 mm and lived, Joni, so maybe you better rethink your armaments.
1Expect to find her hand pegged to the table by a fork, if she keeps reaching for Louie’s asparagus.
2If she were Texan I’d say she’s all hat and no cattle. This woman would be the first to panic in any dangerous situation.
Since she’s from Iowa I guess I have to say she’s all corn and . . . Well, let’s leave it at that.
3Can I nominate Ted Cruz to be her target?
4I caught a CSPAN broadcast of a debate between Joni Ernst and Congressman Bruce Braley in the wee hours of the morning over the weekend while caring for a very ill dog who had decided to empty his stomach contents all over the end of my bed. Long story short…. I considered throwing up on the bed, too, while listening to her drivel. She’s awful.
5What? She’s given up on castrating?
6Can I shoot the portions of government who are whittling away my non-reproductive rights? Seems fair, according to her.
7“Polite Kool Marxist says:
8October 23, 2014 at 9:39 am
Expect to find her hand pegged to the table by a fork, if she keeps reaching for Louie’s asparagus.
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Oh, she can reach for his asparagus, she just better not cast aspersions on it. Louie doesn’t want anyone hurting his asparagus’s feelings!
Ohhhhhhhh Jeezzzz
How about a recommendation to our brothers and sisters in sane part of the GOP: Please, for the love of God, avoid offering up candidates with Borderline Personality Disorder. That just seems simple enough to me. Even ranchers cull cattle with poor dispositions.
9Just yesterday the Canadian Parliament was invaded by a person with those same beliefs. I think she qualifies as a domestic terrorist.
10Is there such a thing as mad swine disease?
I mean, I know the swine was mad when she castrated it, and this woman must have caught something, somewhere.
11Joni Ernst answers the question what do whitey wingnuts and domestic terrorists have in common?
12Maybe we can combine her castration expertise and her gun fetish by putting her in a roomful of Texas GOP & other such TeaBaggers. Although she’d have to be a very good shot to hit such teeny targets.
13@LynnM
Since she is from Iowa, can we say she is all pork rinds and no bacon?
14This amounts to pandering to the gun nuts on the grandest scale. She out to be taken out to the hog pen and forced to eat the same $hit she spews.
15Honey, she’s just desperate for votes.
16Nefer, a dinner between Loopy Louie and the Pig Sticker sure would be an exciting evening at the Spittle Wacky Saloon. After Louie nails her forehoof to the table with a fork, she’s likely to reciprocate nailing his tiny asparagus to his chair with her knife.
Ted McLaughlin, we can always hope Daffy Cruz, Jr. and Lying Ryan show up for after dinner drinks with them. Then let the fun with guns begin the Varmint Bowl of St00pid.
17Yes, Republicans like Joni Ernst line up for the Crazy Juice just those folks in Jonestown lined up for the cyanide-laced Kool Aid.
18Should Cruz or Gohmert be worried if a hog castrator gets elected? It would seem so.
19Mark Halperin shoots down the Joni blimp: http://crooksandliars.com/cltv/2014/10/mark-halperin-critiques-joni-ernsts
20Not Borderline Personality Disorder. I know a couple folks who have that, and they are very nice people, much saner than her.
“Psychotic Sociopath” is probably much more accurate for the Loony Pig Lady from Iowa.
21Thanks for the link, Marxist! That one’s a total hoot! ;-}
Diane
22She thinks people in Iowa have common sense.
Not if they elect her, they don’t. What she has is common criminal crazy.
23Why is it that people like this crazy woman gun nut, who HATE, HATE, HATE, the United States Government…. want to be a part of that same government that they hate.
I know it’s not the salary, with all those vacation days, and the free health insurance. Couldn’t be.
She might want to talk with former Senator Jim Webb about the possibility, probability, and practicality, of bringing her cute little gun to work with her…. should the people of Iowa be stupid enough to elect her, and she’s assigned an office in the Senate.
No guns allowed on the premises, except those worn by GOVERNMENT employees who are there to protect the idiots that some of us elect.
24If you live in Iowa, think before you vote. Please.
25Oh. Em. Gee.
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