Congressvarmint Patrick J. Tiberi (R-Ohio), a close friend of John Boehner, lamented the plight that Boehner faces trying to unite the GOP.

Poor John.   Now he knows how Dr. Frankenstein felt when he realized his monster needed to be chained in the basement.

Anyway, not truly understanding the irony of all this, Tiberi defends Boehner by saying —

“Right now, Jesus himself couldn’t be the speaker and get 218 Republicans behind something, so I think Speaker Boehner is trying his best to come up with a plan that can get close to that.”

No, I think the words you’re looking for are “especially Jesus.”  They’d throw that loving peace-freak selfless socialist sumbitch in the dungeon.

Thanks to Aggieland Liz for the heads up.