Jeff Sessions on Pot
Okay, so there’s our new Attorney General Jeff Sessions. He’s all about trying to put Willie Nelson in jail.
And I am astonished to hear people suggest that we can solve our heroin crisis by legalizing marijuana – so people can trade one life-wrecking dependency for another that’s only slightly less awful. Our nation needs to say clearly once again that using drugs will destroy your life.
He also wants you to know that masturbation causes blindness and leaches can cure polio.
Marijuana – slightly less awful than putting your head in the blender.
Just say no worked so damn well that we need to try that again.