Jade Helm Hell
In case you forgot to mark your calendar, Jade Helm is over today and all I got was this spectacular opportunity to say, “Hey Crazies, Wrong Again.”
You have no idea how hard it was for me not to go put an Obama sign in my neighbor’s yard with “This House Property Of” written at the top.
The only thing that kept me from doing it is that everybody says that old man is fixing to die and you’re gonna get blamed for it.
When Ole Bubba and I got married, we were both poor struggling students. Someone broke into our apartment but couldn’t find a damn thing worth taking. My suspicion is that Obama faced the same situation in Texas. After 16 years of Republican rule, Texas doesn’t have a damn thing worth taking.