Ivanka
“I try to stay out of politics,” Ivanka Trump said this morning when asked whether she advises her father, President Trump, on his tweets.
I guess that’s why she has an office at the White House.
June 26, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
“I try to stay out of politics,” Ivanka Trump said this morning when asked whether she advises her father, President Trump, on his tweets.
I guess that’s why she has an office at the White House.
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Guess that acorn didn’t fall far from the tree.
1…so she is in the white house because…???
2Is Ivanka busy speaking in half-truthisms? Alternate meaning, when I’m not too busy poaching shoe designs, I take my turn at babysitting the toddler-in-thief.
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3Well, it’s certainly not ‘politics as usual’.
4I hope a t-shirt with:
I Try To Stay Out Of Politics
-Ivanka (wink, wink)
embossed on the front is a part of her fall fashion line. She should have enough time to sketch it up in her White House office, right after that problem with the shoes is resolved.
5Now, now–that’s not exactly a lie. She said that she tries to stay out of politics, not that she succeeds. /s
6Maybe she’s in the White House to make sure old dad takes his meds. If so, she needs to double or triple the doses she gives him.
7Maybe she reminds him to zip his fly. Ole senile men forget that. As far as her ‘fashions’ go,she’s strictly second rate if that. Just like daddy, way way overpriced. Guess she stole the wrong designs to peddle. Oops! Borrowed.
8Hey, it’s just a mail drop. Looks great on her letterhead, not to mention her business cards.
9You don’t advise a Trump, you flatter him.
10The White House room is just bribery.
june, Ivanka’s old Dad Donnie has been rumored to take a boatload of pills related to his tiny hands sensitivities. It doesn’t “fact check” with Snopes. But like all of us they can be wrong too.
Mama, ***please stop reading and kindly do not open the following link.***
http://www.snopes.com/ivana-trump-enlargement-pills/
Per Ivana Donnie’s first ex-wife, Ivana, Donnie’s orange color is due to ingesting massive amount of compensating drugs for his “vulgarian short fingers” and other short comings.
I tend to believe Ivana and disregard Snope on this matter. Ivana has a track record of retraction for money. For example being raped by Donnie, then for an undisclosed amount retracting the charge.
If Ivana had stayed longer with Donnie, she might have been able to reassure him that the pills were in fact working, just not as he would have preferred. While there was no growth in the target area, those pills sure worked on Donnie. Look behind you Donnie, your butt has been responding to the drugs, as in quadruple plus size growth. Donnie, the pills ARE working – look behind you, dude.
Ms. Juanita Jean Herownslf, TIA, if you do not provide the evidence of which I speak. Donnie in transparent tennis shorts needs to go in a special file with Duckie Boy Farenthold. May I suggest a label for the file? Sights that should not be seen without proper warning.
11Way to throw your Dad under the bus.
12Anna The Geek, ‘f only Ivanka would throw Dolt45 under a bus. But, best seats at this charade will be when these self-serving brats form a circular firing squad of attorneys and lay all their crimes out there. Each seeking a better deal and singing out their criminal little black hearts.
Wagers anyone? All appearances are that Mickey Flynn is already singing. But don’t discount Jared running his dainty little feet up Mickey’s back to save himself.
Buy popcorn shares. This show of sh!ts will beat starved piranhas on steroids.
13Jane & PKM: When it finally happens, this particular sh!t show is going to be wilder than the McCarthy hearings (yes, I am old) and the O J Simpson trial, possibly combined. It’s going to take a lot of popcorn to get through.
14The Trump family conflates fact with fantasy. Maybe that was what Donnie meant when he tweeted covfefe= conflate, their family tradition.
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Or this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UW2ZndKqcg
15That Other Jean: or as Dubya and Darth Dickey would say, “shock and awe.” Obviously Donnie and crew were unaware that MOAB doesn’t mean what they think it means – it’s mother of all blunders with this administration. The comparisons are endless, beginning with shooting off one’s own foot. Please let the firing commence, before that collection of greedy incompetents destroys the world.
16Lying must be a family trait, passed down from generation to generation.
She is branded as a right wing -death party Republican. She made a speech at the Republican convention.They elected her father and he chose her. Doesn’t matter what she says.
17The stench is clinging to her.
Keep yer friends close and keep yer favorite grope toy closer. That is why she has an office in the WH and Daddy sends her hubby all over the world.
You don’t really think he pays her any mind, do you? He certainly doesn’t pay her for her mind.
18The Trumps live in an alternate universe where they feel free to make self serving statements which don’t have to conform to objective facts (aka truth/reality). Their sycophants have bought into this situation and are constantly changing their stories to fit the “Trump truth”. Those of us who live in the real world are justifiably angry, frustrated and anxious to make them face reality. That will never happen. We may be able to hold them to account at some point, but they will never admit the truth.
19I dream of the great day of happiness when none of us have to hear from or about this family ever again. Any member of this family.
20“I try to stay out of politics.”
Yeah, ’cause that’s what Special Advisors to the President do.
I need a new BS Meter. My old one swung so hard that the needle bent.
21Cool, please leave our White House then, shoe-design theif.
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