It’s Them Ta-Tas, I’m Tellin’ Ya
Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson ain’t a nobody. He’s got a bushel and peck of gravitas. He’s on Sean Hannity’s show speaking for Christian conservatives.
A controversial Alabama reverend and occassional Fox News guest said allowing women to vote was “one of the greatest mistakes America made” during a jaw-dropping sermon explaining how women’s rise in power caused the downfall of America.
Now, wait a minute. The good Reverend is not finished …
“They can’t handle stress. They can’t handle anything,” he said. “You walk up to them with an issue, they freak out right away. Especially if they can’t get the problem resolved right away … they go nuts. They get mad. They get upset. Because it’s not in their nature. They don’t have patience. They don’t have love.”
Okay, Rev, I want you to re-read out loud what you just said. Your Viagra didn’t work, did it?
And yes, he has been on Sean Hannity’s show since he said all this and Sean said not one word about it. Personally, I don’t think Sean’s Viagra works either because a lot of women are upset at him.
Thanks to Rick for the heads up.
Ta-ta’s and vaginas unsettle these guys. Is it that they envy women or that they are afraid of them. I think he is just projecting because he seems to have to love or empathy or brains for that matter.
I hope all the women in the Rev.’s congregation and household give him Holy Heck for he surely and dearly deserves it.
1Oops – meant to say he has NO love, empathy or brains, but hten readers of this blog would understand and read it into that sentence automatically, right? Hope so.
2That would surely explain Hillary’s inability to perform her role as an effective Secretary of State – oh, wait…. she was brilliant – and she should not have been even able to vote. Now, that’s going to unsettle this “reverend”.
Yeah, GOP – way to go and get the women’s vote. Idiots. They can’t shut off the public disdain toward gays, women and minorities.
3When Hannity takes Viagra he can’t get his hat to fit.
4So sad! You can’t make this stuff up.
5I’m envisioning every female in the congregation crossing their legs simultaneously at the conclusion of this sermon.
6Sam in Kyle and publius bolonius: Damn funny!
7“They can’t handle stress. They can’t handle anything,” he said. “You walk up to them with an issue, they freak out right away.”
I get the feeling he came to this conclusion when his wife and his girlfriend found out about each other– assuming this jackwagon could get even one woman interested in spending time with him.
8“They don’t have patience. They don’t have love.” Little Jesse Lee must not have liked it when mommy voted for him to pick up his toys. Or when mommy voted it’s bedtime. And especially when mommy said now means NOW!
9This should help the Republican Party’s image with the not-male voters…
10His mother should have seriously considered drowning little Jessie Lee at birth!
11The Repub’s latest model of “Whata-Jerk”.
12Facepalm.
13Just.. Just shut up, Jessie. You make your momma cry.
OK, Rev. Tell that to Michele Obama! Good luck! Yer gonna need it!
14The new republican woman.
pregnant, barefoot and in the kitchen.
Just the party, I’d vote for!!!!
15As someone who confesses to the occasional “click for 20-30 seconds” to Faux Noise, I’ve discovered Stupannity along with Orally are deathly ASKEERED of the wimmins~truly hilarious – Stupannity cannot talk about anything “female” and Orally is just a misogynist horse’s butt~
16I have no words.
Good Grief.
17O.k. I know women… (make that maybe (1) who can’t walk and chew gum at the same time.
And, I know women who juggle jobs, kids, homes, husbands, and volunteer at all kinds of stuff, and handle it just fine.
I know women who are in high pressure jobs, professional women… who do all of the above.
I know moms, and grandmoms, who still are carrying kids on their hips, shoving food into the mouth of one or more in a high chair, stirring something cooking on the stove, and/or pushing a vacuum…. all at the same time.
This guy from Aladamnedbama….whoever he is……never met a real woman. He’s been hanging out with girls.
18Whatever else Shun Sannity’s Viagra has or has not done it’s not been enough to cause him to live up to his pledge of 1402 days ago to be waterboarded for charity,for the troops,but then again there might not be enough Viagra in the world to cause that to happen.He might need to borrow some of Lard Limpball’s Oxycontin.
19Doesn’t Viagra have to have something to work with or on?
20New GOP motto: we hate everything and everyone.
21Wow…just, wow. Way to appeal to women, GOP.
22Another American Taliban!
23It occurs to me that just maybe the Faux Newspeak channel has found themselves a Stephen Fetchit who is willing to make a GD fool of hisself in order to make white folk feel cool and superior in re. black folk, and how THEY feel about wimmen-folk. We can rant and rave here with Juanita-Jean, but can we call Faux-Newspeak on its… oh Lawd, I cain’t think of the right word, because I am a woman. Maybe “duplicity?”
24Unless you were raised by adoptive or foster parents, I can prove that “They don’t have patience. They don’t have love.” are completely untrue statements. Your mother didn’t strangle you when you were an adolescent (or a “terrible two”).
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