I know you’ve been waiting, but we’ve been waiting, too.  Big Mike sent us the prize for this contest and it got here today.

Same rules as before.  Your guess the outcome of the Florida Republican primary and you win this glorious, magnificent, plastic, pink, and weatherproof flamingo that’s perfect for fine lawns all across the south.  If you live in the north, what is wrong with you?

It's genuine. This ain't no faux plastic pink flamingo.

It’s not only pink; it has legs, my friends.

You guess the correct order of the finish in the Florida primary and the percentage each candidate gets.  The winner will be determined by:  (1) who has the 4 names in the correct order, and then by (2) who comes closest to the correct percentages of the vote.  In case of a tie, the names will be ceremoniously written on small pieces of scrap paper and put into Thelma’s Mardi Gras hat, where the winning name will be drawn by Miss Verdelia.  We will give this event the dignity and importance it oh so well deserves.

If you are the winner, this pink flamingo will be mailed to you at your home or place of business.  Sorry, but we no longer mail to Crazy Manny’s Ice House because we are hacked at him over his tacky comment about Thelma’s Mardi Gras hat.  So, if you get your mail there, you’re just flat out of luck.

A giant thanks to Big Mike for providing this genuine pink plastic flamingo.