It’s Okay, Dew. I’ve Been That Drunk Before, Too.
My email box was stuffed on New Years Eve with politicians and issue groups begging money for the midnight end of year deadline that will show up in the January filings.
David Dewhurst, man of the tampons, had a different idea. Check the date and time it went out. (Click the little one to get the big one.)
Maybe we can get his supporters to believe election day is a day late and a dollar short.
Thanks to Jane for the heads up.
So the Left just might turn Texas blue…from his lips to God’s ear.
1It looks like Dew Boy was a day late and a few dollars short! LOL
2That guy has a real hard time finding midnight on the clock, doesn’t he? #hb2
3It must be really hard for these office holders who were GOP before the GOP was assimilated by the Tea Party to look at what has been wrought without the support of substantial infusions of Wild Turkey. Straight up.
Mr Lieutenant Governor sobriety, accountability. Life is hard. It’s even harder when you learn slow.
4Stupidity is the “gift” that keeps on giving.
5The man is a few hours short of a full clock.
6Poor Doo-doo! If I remember correctly, the inability to tell time, which requires learning numbers, is a part of dyscalcula, a learning disability. What I didn’t know is that it is contagious. Even his staffers and fund raisers (who should be proofing everything going out of his office) have it as well!
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