In case you were wondering about the bizarre relationship between TFG and Rudy Giuliani, and if you have you need to avail yourself of a free brain cleansing from Thelma which consists of a big stick, shear force, and your ability not to scream, and then enlighten yourself with this —

No.

Not a tunnel. Please, not a tunnel. Oh be still my synapsing neurons.

Yes, tunnel! Our friend Deb checked and here it is on the historic drawings of Mar a Lago.  Bottom, left, oh hell – there’s a tunnel to the beach.

I cannot, and I will not, even imagine what manner of crapola is (1) hidden there, (2) what was brought in through there, (3) if the FBI had a key to the tunnel, or (4) why that sucker doesn’t flood during high tide. But mostly I wonder if anybody could tell the difference between Rudy and the nocturnal bats who obviously live there.

Our friend Deb also did some art for us over at craiyon.com