It’s a Trap!
Last night on his teevee show Mill Maher introduced a new word to the dictionary – Blacktrack.
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Simply stated, it is the reason that Sarah Palin went sashaying around the country feeding children Ding-Dongs after Michelle Obama said she wanted children to eat healthy foods.
It is a scientifically proven dead solid certain fact that Republicans will be totally against anything and everything that President Obama or Michelle Obama advocate.
Let’s play that game for all it’s worth.
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Let’s see how long those suckers survive without water.
Yep, sure enough this meme is catching on, as this Faux News graphic demonstrates.
http://i.imgur.com/wYsUi0w.jpg
1Well played, First Lady.
2Smart, very smart! Kind of reminds me of the old Warner Brothers Cartoons, you know the ones with Daffy the Duck, Buggs Bunny and Elmer Fudd. “It’s Duck Hunting Season!”
3One wonders what would happen if President Obama asked everyone to buy their own personal gun collection. My guess is that the racism underlying the NRA’s “guns = protection” would immediately emerge onto the national stage. The NRA would likely propose a skin reflectivity test to determine who was (or was not) a law-abiding citizen, and recommend that anyone entering a tanning booth receive a receipt that they could show when purchasing guns and ammo.
4Reminds me of mandatory chapel attendance in college. I said what they should do is absolutely forbid students to go to chapel.
5and re: Palin, she just wants something to say and is grasping for straws.
6AND re: water, keep an eye on your water supply. Several towns have actually had their water stolen. Sheesh.
7I NEVER do that, laughed so hard I almost fell off my chair, thank you Mule Breath for the link to the best news image of the year:
http://i.imgur.com/wYsUi0w.jpg
8I feel like putting the picture of the First Lady advocating breathing on the back of my car and driving around town all weekend! I bet our booming population would shrink substantially before Monday.
9Damn! Fell asleep last night so I missed Bill Maher! Knew he would have a fabulous start of season show. Wonder if Blacktrack will make it into the dictionary like Twitter! He hitthe head upon the nail!
10Repub blacktrack response: Every real American should replace water with scotch (straight, of course).
11Marge Wood: Are those bendy straws she’s grasping for?
I love me some H2O!
12Water, water everywhere nor any drop to drink… Thanks Obama!!!
13Mulebreath: after the Repugs dropped dead from blacktracking breathing, the average American IQ went up 20-50%. Great stuff!
So if President Obama comes out against Affordable Care, the Repugs will stop trying to repeal it?
14Love it! A permanent part of the American vocabulary henceforth I am sure.
15This is an excellent word. I hope it is providing both Obamas with a few laughs. Bill Maher can be so accurate.
16Someone suggested a while back that Obama should urge all Americans NOT to gargle kerosene and juggle running chainsaws…..
17I just read the ‘Michel Obama touts water’ headline last night before going to work. An anti-Obama worker was complaining and I mentioned he needed to buy more beer on the way home because the TaliBaptists should be making a run on the stores today. It’ll be just like when the price of ammunition went off the charts.
18@Mel says:
September 14, 2013 at 12:33 pm
Not scotch whisky Mel, that’s furrin’ stuff, they’ll only imbibe certain bourbon whiskey brands.
Meanwhile, “blacktracking” is most definitely one of the most prominent symptoms of ODS (Obama Derangement Syndrome), along with watching FuxNooz, listening to Limpballs, attaching teabags to hats, drooling, delirium, and a 106 degree fever.
A most excellent word coinage.
And I just added that word “blacktrack” to my Firefox browser spell checking dictionary, heh. I’ll bet it will be in the next software updates for programs like MS Office too.
19Ya’ just gotta love Bill Maher!
20@ Marge Wood, You mean water stolen like THIS?
http://action.sumofus.org/a/nestle-freeloading-off-BC/4/2/?sub=fb
Funny how Mr. Nestle thinks water is a commodity that should be paid for, but only AFTER he’s gotten it for free and bottled it.
21Oh Yes, Cthulhu, I’ve been boycotting Nestle for more than forty years.
22re: bendy straws, who knows.