July 24, 2022 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
I wouldn’t have guessed that if my life depended on it Some people are just too young and immature to serve in Congress and he’s certainly one of them. The Rethugs would like to put AOC in that category, but they’re wrong.
1Maybe he was cruising for young chicks?
2Mickey D’s must feel so honored.
3And almost $3,000 at someplace called “Papa’s Beer”. I guess he took “Beer Bong” Kavanaugh for a night on the town.
4Merde a lago?
5He was spending big bucks on those get-high-on coke-and get-nekked- house orgies, because they’d never let him for free.
6Mar-A-Lago
7Hell?
8My first guess was Mar-a-Lago too. So now I’ll go find out.
Slipstream, the trip to hell comes later.
9Promises, promises.
10Unfortunately I saw that news earlier and so it’s not a fair guessing game for me.
Here’s another one, however: What did Ted Cruz say his “pronoun” was at the Turning Point USA Student Action Summit?
11And from now on, everyone in Texas needs to refer to him using that pronoun, especially on the news and in person.
Hey, that chicken is some good stuff and they have a new Peach shake I hear is really good. It only makes me wonder what chicken place is the go to place on Sunday. Is it Church’s? That seems a little too on the nose.
12Really? Must need the $$$$ for gas after waiting forever in the long lines……
13Did Cawthorn go in his favorite attire?
14https://www.dailykos.com/story/2022/4/27/2094148/-Cartoon-Madison-Cawthorn
Once you find the answer, look up the definition for that business in Urban Dictionary. Not for the faint of heart, but it may be a euphemism for some “egregiously frequent trips”. And just as I was about to say Cawthorn could end up with his own entry, like Santorum – well let’s say they are already on it.
15Well, it was that or Hobby Lobby. Now that his political career is over, maybe he’ll take up macrame.
16Fran seyer for the win. I am a native southerner who was raised on home-fried chicken five nights a week. I dunno how anybody can choke down Chik-fil-A, but my grandchildren won’t eat anything else, and the lines at 1 pm extend so far that the state highway is blocked.
17Apparently, Chick Fa La really wanted to build a franchise in Friendswood. For those not familiar with the Houston burbs I am reminded of the Simpson’s quote about Branson, Missouri. They said Branson was like Las Vegas if it were run by Ned Flanders. Friendswood is essentially a rich man’s Santa Fe. Well, the good folks in Friendswood were hot and bothered about Chick Fa La coming to their community. One woman said it would make them East Pearland. The short comment managed to piss off Chick Fa La, the residents of Pearland, and self-identify as a total jackass all in one short sentence. It was truly remarkable.
18Possible solution: MC used to be an assistant manager at a Chik-Fil-A. He’s paying somebody off, big time.
19Before I went to look, I was guessing the answer had to involve young women just out of high school, somehow.
I don’t do CFA, so can’t make an informed comment on their staff. It might take some investigation to find out if the soon-to-be-gone Representative was impressing the staff or picking up the check for “constituents” who happen to be from a nearby vo-tech or community college.
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